Baldies.

[john jako]

Baldy, hairy, half n half?


Who's arsed?


Be comfortable and happy in your own skin and give not one shît what anybody else thinks and the rest takes care of itself.



Have a nice day everybody

It’s crap trying to bum someone with no hair to grab hold of lad

 

[Moomin]

If you replace the l in baldies to a d you get what they truly are deep down.

 

[Yarrgh]

That reminds me, I need a hair cut. Look like an unkempt yeti.

 

[Swartzy]

If you replace the l in baldies to a d you get what they truly are deep down.

Haha It's like replacing the H In Hairy to an F


Anyway my head is like a picturesque 'garden of Eden' Tho I do use clippers now to shave it. No point trying to hide from a low tide.

 

[degsy]

Noticeably losing my hair now at 45...
Who's bald/balding on here?
How old were you when it started ?
Are u at all bothered by it?
Have to admit, although plenty of mates my age Have lost way more than me, It's still given my confidence a knock.

Toughen up and get used to it chrome dome

 

[Moomin]

If you replace the l in baldies to a d you get what they truly are deep down.

 

[Goat]

Thats what the perfect male looks like and there is nothing you hairy ferrets can do about it.

 

[john jako]

Thats what the perfect male looks like and there is nothing you hairy ferrets can do about it.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

I feel that some of you smug, hirsute posters are having a laugh at those of us who are folically challenged?!

 

[DavidH]

I thought this was a thread about The Fordham Baldies. Devastated here.

 

[john jako]

I feel that some of you smug, hirsute posters are having a laugh at those of us who are folically challenged?!

I don’t think it would of got so divided until the baldies revealed their jealously of hair.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Would love having hair again but not that arsed, more problems to deal with than that. I don't do a Mr Clean, just keep it short all around. But now I keep a short mess/beard on the face, feel like it distracts/evens out the lack of hair on top and makes my face feel less fat than how I remember myself before I look in the mirror. Oh well, at least I've got my one good knee.

 

[Swartzy]

I don’t think it would of got so divided until the baldies revealed their jealously of hair.

Must admit I do still pop in to the hairdressers once a week to ask for any spares...

Nah its life isn't it, everyone one of us would prefer to have something we may not still be blessed with.
Wether it's good hair or a good waistline. There's always something.

This thread could be repeated with numerous categories and every single person on the whole forum would fall in to one of them.

If we can't have a laugh at our own expense sometimes, what can we laugh about..

 

[tommye]

It’s crap trying to bum someone with no hair to grab hold of lad

There's loads of options...
double finger the nostrils,
grab onto the ears,
fingers hooked into the gob,
choke hold,
arms tucked under the armpits of your victim lover


loads of choice

 

[Rita_Poon]

There's loads of options...
double finger the nostrils,
grab onto the ears,
fingers hooked into the gob,
choke hold,
arms tucked under the armpits of your victim lover


loads of choice

fish hooking, apparently.