Ball Boys

[Bryan+]

What is it with our ball boys? They just sit there and have no urgency at all to get the ball back to the players ASAP, if you watch other teams the ball boys keep the tempo up for their teams, ours don't even get off those little benches and just watch the game.

The club, Manager and players need to change the current set up as its appalling

Keep your eye out for young boys who are better with balls mate. It’s a bit of a niche. I’m sure you’re the person for it though.

 

[kev]

Don't even get me going about the toffee lady
3 sweets in fifty odd years!

Not good enough Sort it out Moshiri.

 

[Clarky cat]

league one at best this lot

 

[Mrbluenose]

Brilliant thread

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Ball bags the lot of them

 

[craneac27]

What is it with our ball boys? They just sit there and have no urgency at all to get the ball back to the players ASAP, if you watch other teams the ball boys keep the tempo up for their teams, ours don't even get off those little benches and just watch the game.

The club, Manager and players need to change the current set up as its appalling

I actually had the same damn thought late in the match...

 

[Bob Latchford]

Where’s the ball boy money bill…….???

 

[Davidoff]

Get off yer little benches and get us our ten points back, little ferrets

 

[the golden visionary]

The kit man can do one too I saw a brown smudge on Harrisons collar.

Tho it might have been his fake tan running

 

[Street end man]

Don't even get me going about the toffee lady
3 sweets in fifty odd years!

Not good enough Sort it out Moshiri.

Yep, she'd look lovingly at my little face perched on my dad's shoulder in the enclosure and lob it straight at the fat b'stard 6 fèet away. Got none me ever. Terrible chucker she was

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Some of these ball boys are on upwards of 80k a week. Once again the excess of the Moshiri years comes back to bite us. We need to get back to basics and find young, hungry ball boys from the lower divisions.

 

[Thomasc]

And anyway, it’s “ball people” these days you massively sexist Neanderthal.