Beards

[TyphooToffee]

I cut mine back to a goatee every now and then and everyone says how much younger I look. Makes me wonder how old they think I look otherwise

 

[Eggs]

….never had a beard but sported a proper thick black moustache from my teens to my 50s. Weird thing is, I went to the pub after I shaved it off and only one of my mates noticed

Haven’t had a moustache since. Shaved every day when I was working but only 3 times or so a week now I’m retired which is a plus.

 

[Andy is the King]

This works for me.

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That is a fine example of masculine facial hair.

It's not a coincidence that Andre is the epitome of footballing excellence & possibly the greatest player to wear the royal blue jersey.

There are two kind of people in life - those with beards & women.

 

[ClausThomsen]

CBA shaving more than once every 2 weeks, which inevitably leads to me having a bit of a beard

If I'm going on a night out or an occasion where being presentable is a requirement then I'm clean shaven. Otherwise I'm also in the 2-3 weeks category with a beard like a grey/ginger tabby cat.

 

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[longers]

Does anyone remember when Connor Mcgregor became famous and there was a sudden epidemic of bearded whoppers mincing around towns like they owned the place. Gonna take years for the beard to recover from that.

 

[verreauxi]

Ladies and gentlemen, THE NEW BEARD ARENA!

Et tu, Toupee?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Et tu, Toupee?

The toupee teepee. Where bald men go to fight out their grievances. Beard optional.

 

[DavidH]

….never had a beard but sported a proper thick black moustache from my teens to my 50s. Weird thing is, I went to the pub after I shaved it off and only one of my mates noticed

Haven’t had a moustache since. Shaved every day when I was working but only 3 times or so a week now I’m retired which is a plus.

Giz a job

 

[DavidH]

Does anyone remember when Connor Mcgregor became famous and there was a sudden epidemic of bearded whoppers mincing around towns like they owned the place. Gonna take years for the beard to recover from that.

It was the white kecks and no socks thing for me. Beards are for men. Skin tight white jeans and no socks are for Grindr

 

[DanB90]

The toupee teepee. Where bald men go to fight out their grievances. Beard optional.

Speaking of which, there seems to be some kind of rule that states any man nowadays who goes bald in his twenties/thirties must grow a long beard, exclusively wear black t-shirts and maybe a check shirt over it if it’s cold out. Sunglasses always, no matter the weather outside. He will almost certainly vape as well and probably did so before it was cool.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Speaking of which, there seems to be some kind of rule that states any man nowadays who goes bald in his twenties/thirties must grow a long beard, exclusively wear black t-shirts and maybe a check shirt over it if it’s cold out. Sunglasses always, no matter the weather outside. He will almost certainly vape as well and probably did so before it was cool.

Guilty. Except for the sunglasses, beard, vaping and black t-shirt bit.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Beards = Jizz strainer.

 

[LEONARD]

Had a nice shave this morning.

Feel's much better.

 

[Connor mcloud]

I've been sporting a goatee for the last six months and my mates wife said I looked very extinguished,
I knew what she meant, well I hope I do