Being sick

[Bundy]

What's the worse sort of sick you can get? I personally hate diarrhea, spending all day on the toilet isn't appealing.

 

[McBain]

Food poisoning. Horrible

 

[heatmeiser]

A combination of vomitting and diarrhea woke me up one morning; or 'The trumpet with 2 horns' as I subsequently named it.

 

[bluebastardo]

Sun stroke isn't very appealing.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Food poisoning. Horrible

seconded, got it from a chicken dopiaza from the cross, was severely ill for about 4-5 days, lost about a stone and was violently ill from both ends constantly.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

What's the worse sort of sick you can get? I personally hate diarrhea, spending all day on the toilet isn't appealing.

also because of the difficulty of spelling it on the sick form at work

 

[Lao]

Had Salmonella from prawns once. 'Two horned trumpet' (© Heatmeiser 2009) for a week.

 

[Bundy]

also because of the difficulty of spelling it on the sick form at work

We dont have to put details.

 

[heatmeiser]

A lad at work rang in sick the other morning.

Just told the boss he shat himself on the bus.

I was still laughing at lunchtime. To be honest its a genius way to blag a day off. No boss is going to suspect you of making that up.

Forgot about migraines. They make you feel like gouging your eyes out.

And dental abscesses are simply horrific.

 

[TX Bill]

Food poisoning. Horrible

A combination of vomitting and diarrhea woke me up one morning; or 'The trumpet with 2 horns' as I subsequently named it.

seconded, got it from a chicken dopiaza from the cross, was severely ill for about 4-5 days, lost about a stone and was violently ill from both ends constantly.

Had Salmonella from prawns once. 'Two horned trumpet' (© Heatmeiser 2009) for a week.

This, this, this, and this.

 

[McBain]

Second worse one was from a family meat pie in Leyland. Whole family laid out except my uncle who admitted to a couple of wet farts. And he ate most of my piece.

Worse time ever was in Paris. Either from a dodgy maccas chicken burger or a couple of warm heinekins. It was like death for a couple of days. Horrible, horrible times.

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

Food poisoning. Horrible

This.

Never been so sick in my life.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I've just had 2 weeks of Swine Flu . Not fukn funny . Nasty-arse in fact .

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I've just had 2 weeks of Swine Flu . Not fukn funny . Nasty-arse in fact .

Sorry to hear that mate, my daughter copped for it about 3 months ago....not nice. You ok now though?

 

[Nebbiolo]

What's the worse sort of sick you can get? I personally hate diarrhea, spending all day on the toilet isn't appealing.

It's horrible. I used to get it regularly, and would wake up in the middle of the night with a groaning in the bowels. I knew my ticket was marked then, and within 30 minutes it would hit the fan. When you get to that point where just a tiny squirt is left to come out it really gets bad.

Lesson: Always have a box of immodium handy. If you can get in there prior to it starting, you avoid it. FACT.

also because of the difficulty of spelling it on the sick form at work

LOL