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Being sick
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trebilcock66
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Aptly enough, I spent last night in the bathroom chucking my guts out...including blood...
Me own fault like - did a stir fry at 10.00 the previous evening that included dodgy chicken (I know it was dodgy now, of course but didn't then as I was gaily throwing it into the wok - see what I did there?)
Still a bit queasy now - more details anyone or is that already too much?
Me own fault like - did a stir fry at 10.00 the previous evening that included dodgy chicken (I know it was dodgy now, of course but didn't then as I was gaily throwing it into the wok - see what I did there?)
Still a bit queasy now - more details anyone or is that already too much?
SuitsBlueX2
Player Valuation: £8m
Chicken does provide cracking food poisoning... "I can't afford to [Poor language removed] off and die right now and I don't want to catch salmonella in f**king Derby so, um, put that straight in the bin."
But to be fair sea food, specifically shellfish can take you to a whole new level. (or should that be hole?) Anyway, got a plate of Newzealand green shell mussels from a restaurant a few months back, and kept them down and got home and even got to bed. Woke up two hours later with what felt like a full scale recreation of the battle of Trafalgar happening in my stomach, and so I took my spec on the lav for the next four hours. Alright it did not involve chundering, but, I have not had to vomit since I threw up a chicken phall. You think its hot when it goes in!
But to be fair sea food, specifically shellfish can take you to a whole new level. (or should that be hole?) Anyway, got a plate of Newzealand green shell mussels from a restaurant a few months back, and kept them down and got home and even got to bed. Woke up two hours later with what felt like a full scale recreation of the battle of Trafalgar happening in my stomach, and so I took my spec on the lav for the next four hours. Alright it did not involve chundering, but, I have not had to vomit since I threw up a chicken phall. You think its hot when it goes in!
trebilcock66
Player Valuation: £8m
Food poisoning league tables -let's play!!
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Cahill's Metatarsal
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I reckon cancer would be a pretty bad illness to get. Aids too
supersonic
Player Valuation: £500k
When you've got wind and the runs from eating too many beans, being in work not being able to fart incase you follow through and not being sick enough to stay off work
True, those stomach cramps from keepin farts in are nasty.
I tend to walk past the fat ginger nerd and let one go as I do. They always get the blame for any rogue smells in the office.
I tend to walk past the fat ginger nerd and let one go as I do. They always get the blame for any rogue smells in the office.
Cahill's Metatarsal
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So not only do they have to cope with being fat, ginger & nerdy, the also get falsely blamed for polluting the office air when you're responsible? It sucks to be them
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