Gotta be the Gaffers. Thought he'd be more a Range Rover type...
Arteta – looks like a merc, could be a beamer, could be the latest lexus, and could possibly be a hybrid of the three, the McLexMW, a gift from the people of Spain for overlooking this on the ball genious.
Carsley – It’s a Toyota Tarago for Cars, all action means all safety for this tusted people mover.
Neville – Trusty Mitsubishi Triton dual Cab. Room for all the squids and the missus, plus handy round town for the odd Beckham gift.
Stubbs – Honda civic R type. see how he’s gotta bend that big scone to fit in! What pace he lacks, he makes up for on the M1.
Baines - Its speed and hopefully performance from his trusty Nissan 350z. with 230 kw once kicking a smooth V6 around the quiet Wigan countryside, he's now got to be content with the loop!
Jagielka – just straight off the airport shuttle bus and to training for Jags. Get at em son!
Valente – With those seats one could argue the Batmobile but ill go for a Maserati GT Coupe, because theyre cool, and I like Valente. He's alright.
Lescott – The lights coming off the roof can only mean one thing, discoball. For this to be fly, obviously he would need the ultimate disco machine, the Kombi. If this things rockin, don’t come a knockin, yeah!
Howard – Something fast with big cupholders.
Anderson – All the trendy Brazilian footballers drive electric cars. Its no secret Ronaldinho drives a Reva NXG. But Anderson wears the canary number ten for carbon footprints with his plug and play Chevrolet Volt! It comes with an extra extention chord for 75km per charge of pure soft, humming pleasure.
Vdm – A car so fast it would be quicker to take the tunnel to FC Twente than fly!
Mcfadden – He’s a Holden man. Could be in the Monaro, the SV2, the Epica, but heres he’s in the Astra Turbo. Loves his Aussie cars does Fads.
Yobo – Lexus all the way. Leather you just slide into, performance and luxury. And the fact you sell a Lexus, you will still have a Toyota.
Ossie – Trusty Ford Fiesta for Ossie. Throwing it around corners, great with the shopping, and sets hearts fluttering when Ossies giving it the big ones behind the wheel in the high street.
Vidarsson – ‘03 Volkswagon Golf. Good car. Not quite the finished version.
Anichebe – Whats he driving? wheres he been with those goggles on? Kings Cross? Elton John and George Michael concert? The snow? Posh Beckhams place? He’s missing the scuba mouthpiece! Sorry Vic, Michael Knight called, he wants his glasses back!!