Bruce eases back on leather chair, loosens up maroon smoking jacket and lights a fine Havana cigar*
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I can't help but feel uneasy when Chico suggests I ease back in my chair and relax. If he tells me to think of England then please someone come to my aid.
Think of George Bush in crotchless leather panty things.
Just like Dick Cheney does.
Just like Dick Cheney does.
neonleon
Player Valuation: £35m
I'd be careful...Camp x-ray isn't a million miles away is it?
Indeed, Im driving to Santiago on Friday. Not too far away.
Orange just isnt my colour.
Orange just isnt my colour.
neonleon
Player Valuation: £35m
what about the tied wrists behind your back and your arse up in the air?
Gimp was so 90's.
We're onto eggplants now.
We're onto eggplants now.
Blue Wiz
Player Valuation: £25m
Well.. it would be typical for Everton if this happened wouldn't it? Remember when we tried to sign a promising player from some italian team for a cheap coin a few years ago? Only to have it nulled because the italian football organization forbid the team to sell and buy new players due to the club not having been honest in previous dealings and owned money to other clubs.
fozzy
Player Valuation: £60m
They dont pop from hens arses, thats for sure.
Like theres more stars in the galaxy than all the grains of sand on all the beaches of planet earth. FACT-a-MUNDO.
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