Benitez is a fat whopper

[MikeH72]

Has anyone mentioned that we only won the Florida cup because Arsenal and another team pulled out of the tournament at the last minute due to Covid so we had to play some unknown Mexican bums?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Gray is performing like a £1.7m player to be honest so I’m not sure we can give him that as a “success”

Gray’s alright, Forest or some other mad club trying to buy anyone who’s ever scored a top flight goal in the summer would’ve given us £10m or something for him.

The fact that such an experienced, big name coach as him made one decent cheap signing and one good free as his only notable small wins in his time here and then walked off with mega money compensation after punting out James and Digne neither of whom have been replaced is terrible.

 

[COYBL25]

The Reading job has just become available.

Too small a cloob for him ?

 

[Yarrgh]

The Reading job has just become available.

Too small a cloob for him ?

I am reading stats in my shed all day, fahct!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

The Reading job has just become available.

Too small a cloob for him ?

Tell him he can have all the Waitrose rotisserie chicken he can eat and he'll bloody crawl there each morning

 

[Nymzee]

Tell him he can have all the Waitrose rotisserie chicken he can eat and he'll bloody crawl there each morning

He is a Waitrose rotisserie chicken

 

[Yarrgh]

Tell him he can have all the Waitrose rotisserie chicken he can eat and he'll bloody crawl there each morning

I could just imagine him roly-polying down a hill every day to work to the theme tune of Peppa Pig.

Great antics from the rotund Iberian at Reading there.

 

[good times bad times]

The Reading job has just become available.

Too small a cloob for him ?

It would be tight but there might just be enough room to squeeze him in tbf.

 

[Yarrgh]

It would be tight but there might just be enough room to squeeze him in tbf.

Like Winnie the Pooh stuck in the doorway. Half the Reading squad pulling his legs and the other half pushing his fat head.

Den den din den den Raffffa Pig.

 

[magicjuan]

Could we now change thread title to 'Benitez is an unemployable fat whopper' ?

 

[blue to the bone]

He's got a new job
He's the new presenter of Man v food on the food network
The gluttonous gargantuan

 

[Nymzee]

Absolute fat sack of paella

 

[Voodoo Billy]

Tell him he can have all the Waitrose rotisserie chicken he can eat and he'll bloody crawl there each morning

I'd pay to watch the wobbly lardarse on the Waitrose rotisserie.

 

[BlueandWhite]

Possibly my favourite thread on GOT.

 

[Yarrgh]

Possibly my favourite thread on GOT.

It's a place of healing and joy.