Benitez is a fat whopper

[MikeH72]

glad he turned all those offers down so he could lead Celta Vigo to 1 win in 11

He won the Champions League before the iPhone existed though so Celta should be grateful to have him.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

He won the Champions League before the iPhone existed though so Celta should be grateful to have him.

There's a clear correlation between the fat man's downward trajectory and the opening of Uber Eats.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

@ForeverBlue92

What does man expect Mr Benitez to do exactly with that tat he has to work with ?

 

[Duncan’s Pigeon Loft]

What does man expect Mr Benitez to do exactly with that tat he has to work with ?

Maybe leave the pies to the supporters instead of devouring them all the big tub of lard

 

[BlueStevie35]

What does man expect Mr Benitez to do exactly with that tat he has to work with ?

Manage the team I would have thought? This is a team that’s on it’s 12th straight season in La Liga and finished 8th, 11th and 13th before the Waiter rocked up and shock of shocks showed how out of touch and clueless he is about modern management

He’s already matched the club’s winless run of 8 games from 4 seasons ago (17th placed finish) and it’s a worse run than their worst runs when finishing 17th in 2012/13 and 2018/19, the latter ironically being his last season at Newcastle where he racked up a 10 game winless run at the start of the season

 

[Yarrgh]

Who is the fat mess blaming for his failure now?

 

[Dancing Pat]

Who is the fat mess blaming for his failure now?

Greggs, as there’s none of their shops in Spain

 

[Runub]

1-0 up against Sevilla and down to ten men. Concede equaliser in the 84th minute. Bad luck fat man

 

[Marius57]

Brands stating that the Luis Diaz deal didn’t happen because Benitez ruled it out. Not because James wouldn’t go.

But you know, budget of 1.7m right …..

 

[COYBL25]

One win in twelve games, third from bottom.

Gone in the New Year.

 

[nsno-chris]

Brands stating that the Luis Diaz deal didn’t happen because Benitez ruled it out. Not because James wouldn’t go.

But you know, budget of 1.7m right …..

Add the Nunes deal to that as well

His pig mentality, instilled on causing nothing but internal upheaval, allowed 2 deals to collapse in favour of his signings.

Bye bye Diaz and Nunes, hello Rondon and Gray

 

[nsno-chris]

One win in twelve games, third from bottom.

Gone in the New Year.

Oink oink oink

Looking forward to reading in the press that it’s everyone’s fault bar his

 

[BlueStevie35]

One win in twelve games, third from bottom.

Gone in the New Year.

2 in 13 counting their Copa Del Rey win over a regional league team (equivalent of non league)

If/when he’s sacked that’ll be it for him in management unless someone in Saudi or Qatar are stupid enough to offer him one

 

[COYBL25]

2 in 13 counting their Copa Del Rey win over a regional league team (equivalent of non league)

If/when he’s sacked that’ll be it for him in management unless someone in Saudi or Qatar are stupid enough to offer him one

I just hope he’s insulated his shed in Caldy, as he’s soon to be spending a lot of time in there.

 

[Neiler]