2019/20 Bernard

[Connor]

Something, something, xG is better than real goals, something, something.

Sod ya stats, how good is he to watch from the Gwladys? As good as anything we've had in a long time. That's enough for me going each week.

 

[allezlesbleus]

Every time someone says they don’t like Bernard and Angel dies in heaven! Pack it in you seraphim hating beauts!

GoT really is boss!! Surely no other footy fan forum would use seraphim?!?!?!

 

[Goat]

Sod ya stats, how good is he to watch from the Gwladys? As good as anything we've had in a long time. That's enough for me going each week.

Players like him are the reason we spend a fortune every year.

Its certainly not for the trophies.

 

[Connor]

Players like him are the reason we spend a fortune every year.

Its certainly not for the trophies.

I would like him to lift a trophy for us mind you

 

[Nymzee]

I would like him to lift a trophy for us mind you

Have a job, probs bigger than him.

 

[Goat]

I would like him to lift a trophy for us mind you

Trophies are for losers.

 

[Connor]

Have a job, probs bigger than him.

Wee Bern with the Carabao.

My heart would melt.

 

[Wayno]

Why are our fans like this?

We have the weirdest fan base in the country.

We don’t. Every football forum is the same , been the same for about 20 years.

 

[FtheWhat]

We don’t. Every football forum is the same , been the same for about 20 years.

It's not even just in football. It's simply a human character trait.

 

[blulouie]

That's all well and good, but like he isn't a demigod.

Quite true

He's St Bernard.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Can we not persuade his mum to put back his bedtime? I'd like to see him finish a match at full speed.

 

[Brisan123]

My brother isn’t. A fan and we often discuss his merits and failings at the match. For me, he provides something that is otherwise missing in the team, he can be brilliant, but is often infuriating. but I am an old git, and I remember the likes of Duncan McKenzie in a blue shirt and I loved him too (and if you never saw him, he was waaaay more ‘Bernard’ than Bernard is). so I do genuinely get what some don’t like about him, and if we brought someone in who could do those turns against the RS and finish them off with a goal, I would bin Bernie in a heartbeat, but until then, he is the one player we have who makes me smile when he plays!

One of my favourite ever Everton players
When he go the ball you knew he would either do something sublime or ridiculous

 

[BernieH]

That's all well and good, but like he isn't a demigod. No one is harmed when someone says they don't rate him as much.

I get being entertained is fun, but there's also a difference between entertaining and good. Ben Arfa for example straddled that line. Not that Bernard is similar to him, just that the line exists.

What were you saying about hyperbole?

 

[Yorkie89]

I would like him to lift a trophy for us mind you

Can’t lift it as the premier league trophy is bigger then him

 

[MikeH72]

That's all well and good, but like he isn't a demigod. No one is harmed when someone says they don't rate him as much.

I get being entertained is fun, but there's also a difference between entertaining and good. Ben Arfa for example straddled that line. Not that Bernard is similar to him, just that the line exists.

Bernard makes us play far better football, thus giving us more of a chance to win more football matches.