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Rita_Poon said:
Anyone out for a few beers with him would deserve one.
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He would just rabbit on about himself.
Imagine being on a table in a pub with him.
Sunak
Starmer
Galloway
And topless barmaids of Abbott and Truss serving you
And tess may doing a double strip act robot dancing with those things strippers have on there nipples and squirting shaving cream over reece moggs glasses. While he rides Boris piggy back.
What a night that would be.
A night out in hell.
 

edge said:
He would just rabbit on about himself.
Imagine being on a table in a pub with him.
Sunak
Starmer
Galloway
And topless barmaids of Abbott and Truss serving you
And tess may doing a double strip act robot dancing with those things strippers have on there nipples and squirting shaving cream over reece moggs glasses. While he rides Boris piggy back.
What a night that would be.
A night out in hell.
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Nipple tassle thingies are called 'pasties'.
Secondly, have you eaten bad pork or rotten shellfish in the last 12 hours?
Lastly, mines a pint of strychnine.

Shudders*
 
edge said:
He would just rabbit on about himself.
Imagine being on a table in a pub with him.
Sunak
Starmer
Galloway
And topless barmaids of Abbott and Truss serving you
And tess may doing a double strip act robot dancing with those things strippers have on there nipples and squirting shaving cream over reece moggs glasses. While he rides Boris piggy back.
What a night that would be.
A night out in hell.
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I think I’ll stick to my Jayne Middlemass Yoga DVD thanks.

(Quite literally at this point)
 

edge said:
He would just rabbit on about himself.
Imagine being on a table in a pub with him.
Sunak
Starmer
Galloway
And topless barmaids of Abbott and Truss serving you
And tess may doing a double strip act robot dancing with those things strippers have on there nipples and squirting shaving cream over reece moggs glasses. While he rides Boris piggy back.
What a night that would be.
A night out in hell.
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I don’t want to have your dreams edge 😂
 
edge said:
He would just rabbit on about himself.
Imagine being on a table in a pub with him.
Sunak
Starmer
Galloway
And topless barmaids of Abbott and Truss serving you
And tess may doing a double strip act robot dancing with those things strippers have on there nipples and squirting shaving cream over reece moggs glasses. While he rides Boris piggy back.
What a night that would be.
A night out in hell.
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You ok mate?
 

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