My own personal bannings are fairly low key and boring, but I did have one that both surprised and amused me when I logged on one dreary, hungover Sunday morning.
I forget the specifics, but Everton had clearly had a classic display of Everton, and I had done a classic display of drinking, ended up on GOT at about 4 in the morning clearly out my mind, and bumped every single active squad member’s dedicated thread with ‘sell’
Woke up to a plethora of warnings, a ban, and absolutely no recollection of any of this transpiring.