Best Man

[Goat]

No hes a welder, hes working away in Venezuela. He goes back next week, then comes home the week before the wedding, hes not daft, leaving his missus to sort everything. The funny thing is hes got a bit of local skirt on the go over in Venezuela, it all makes me giggle.

To tie into another thread its the mate i was talking about when i said i had done his missus, if u recall.

 

[chicoazul]

Ah, him.

Venezuela? Thats a nice number. It can be hard to resist those latinas like.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Not like that joke , where the kid gets in the car , lifts his goggles , and says ,

" Its OK mate . Im not really a welder !!! " ???

 

[a2b chris]

been there done it

chico the very best advice i can give you if you dont want to look a tit at the wedding















































































































dont turn up

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

Here you go mate

 

[Cal]

Just get hammered.

 

[heatmeiser]

Ah, him.

Venezuela? Thats a nice number. It can be hard to resist those latinas like.

They officially have the fittest women in the world.

I read it somewhere.

And I worked with a girl from Caracas and she was by far the most attractive girl I have ever seen.*






* Ok, the fittest I have ever actually talked to.**







** OK, the fittest I have ever smelt slyly when she had her back turned making a brew.

 

[teppic]

thanks bridesmaids
thank priest
thank family of bride
after that your good to go