Best Named Players

[Shibbywiggles]

Marvelous Nakamba is my current fave.
Back in the day? Stern John.

I always liked Stern John as a name and now he’s a manager! I don’t think I need much more from a boss than sternness

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Manager: Stern John
GK: Neto
LB:
CB: Mark de Man
CB:
RB: Rod Fanni/Jizz Hornkamp
LM:
CM: Socrates (idea balls)
CM: Max Power
RM:
ST: Minge (good to have a right one to wind up the opposition)
ST: Kuntz (even better to have a couple of them!)

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Blast from the past. Paul de Mesmaeker. Former KV Mechelen player. Translates as Paul the dung producer.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I just remembered Rod Fanni ?

 

[Alan Whittle]

Am sure there was a Uruguayan with the surname Ufarte !!

Spanish. Roberto López Ufarte. 15 international caps for Spain. 400 odd league appearances for Real Sociedad, Athletico Madrid and Real Betis.
Nicknamed “The Little Devil”
I wonder why??

 

[barneygumble]

Iconic Swiss Defender, Bernt Haas.

Always an iffy time in the toilet for him.

 

[Billy Dean]

Bonke Innocent - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Billy Dean]

Bit too sentimental to make it to the top IMO

Brandon Soppy - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Papa Shango]

Ex Queen of the South midfielder Nortei Nortey. Think he plays in the States now.

David Goodwillie and Michael Gash.

 

[Nymzee]

Don't forget Lynden Gooch, plays/played for Sunderland

 

[Billy Dean]

Don’t forget the two brothers of Martin Jol. Dick and Cock Jol

 

[Khalekan]

What more appropriate name for a footballer than our very own A. Ball.

 

[Littlesue]

Oscar Arce, Argentinan player

 

[Kurt.]

Sven and Lars Bender

 

[MikeH72]

John Collins followed by Collins John always made me giggle, both playing for Fulham.