Best responses to kopite taunts

[AsiaAsia82]

I find agreeing with them works well … doucs was offside …

Yeah I thought so too

It was a push and should have been a free kick

Yeah I agree

Salah was fouled

Yep

But they wernt lol and we scored

Let them feel what it’s like to feel robbed

Exactly that, then say, ‘you should probably ask for it to be replayed again’…
Completely confuses the fook out of them.

 

[Vintage]

It’s a total nonsense that LFC fans have got so upset over us celebrating a draw! It’s amazing that they are completely ignorant of the events of the last few seasons, for gawds sake we almost got relegated 3 times!

Of course we’re going to celebrate, Everton just got a point at against a team that’s top of the league… They should be more concerned that they couldn’t get a victory at Plymouth and Goodison.. We at least have an awareness of our club, Liverpool fans seem to think greatness should be just gifted to them.. It’s like the entire football club is supported by 4 years olds crying that they didn’t get there “promised” treat…

Mocking us celebrating a draw yet their players, management and fans having a nuclear meltdown and throwing their dummies out of the prams for conceding a last kick of the game leveller. Yet it was supposedly our cup final!!
Hypocrite FC

 

[jazzy]

I usually smile sweetly at them ( well as sweet as I can manage ).and ignore the nonsense that they spew. They hate that I don't take the bait.

 

[Efcjake]

Just tell them they're doing a lot more whinging about losing "our cup final" than we are celebrating winning it.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Honestly? The best taunt is - and for me, its comes from a complete place of truth.

"Not arsed about your scab club anymore."

Before mentioning Super League, they're greed of controlling TV Money, demand of scrapping replays due to "fatigue", a forced winter Break thanks to Klopp, moving of FA Cup 5th round to mid week.

There's a rivalry there for me, but not cause it's our local rivals, because they're scabs.

They hate the fact I don't give them the attention they crave.

"imagine being us" - No, you're okay thanks.

Been a scab club since the early lockouts.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

or ask them who was the manager before Shankley, never met one who knows

Fagan?

That’s a wild stab in the dark like

Could have googled but that feels like cheating

Will laugh if I could get it when an actual Kopite wouldn’t

 

[arch stanton]

Fagan?

That’s a wild stab in the dark like

Could have googled but that feels like cheating

Will laugh if I could get it when an actual Kopite wouldn’t

Phil Taylor Mikey, fagan was quite a bit later I think, after paisley?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Phil Taylor Mikey, fagan was quite a bit later I think, after paisley?

Ah well

Had a bash at least

 

[linnane666]

It's probably already been said but at FT I sent this out to all the kopites in my phone..I held off all week .."Funny how the senior team in Merseyside can see out a 2-1 with 7 mins injury time added on"

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

Just tell the kopites football is for all and none.

 

[anton66]

Why can’t you get a ticket when there’s thousands on sale every game?

 

[ste d' indica]

Whenever anyone tells me they're a Liverpool fan I usually respond with:
'I could've guessed that from your accent'.

 

[Loadsofchemistry]

The ones who try and speak to me about how great they are seem to get really agitated when i tell them “ I haven’t given your lot the slightest bit of attention since we’ve been in the relegation fights of the last few years”. They should laugh at that, any other fan base would but they seem to hate the fact that I won’t lose much sleep over them winning the league. The irony is one of their main retorts to me having a go at them years ago used to be “concentrate on your own team”. Now they hate fact that they don’t interest me.

 

[matty1878]

Why can’t you get a ticket when there’s thousands on sale every game?

is that true? i know we have more local support

 

[Street end man]