Best Rhyming Couplet in a Song

[LEONARD]

Stephen Sondheim.... The Ballad of Sweeney Todd.

' And what if none of their souls were saved,

they went to their maker, impeccably shaved.

 

[Rita_Poon]

LL Cool J

'Paradise is very nice'

 

[Hangleton]

Couple of strummer gems from
Death or Glory

I believe this and it’s been tested by research
He who F***s Nuns
Will later join the church.

And
48 hours.

Friday to Saturday what does it mean
Short space of time needs a heavy scene.
Mondays coming like a jail on wheels.

 

[Hangleton]

Ian Dury Billericay Dickie

Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my Cortina
A seasoned-up hyena
Could not have been more obscener

She took me to the cleaners
And other misdemeanours
But I got right up between her
Rum and her Ribena

Have you listened to his son Baxter Dury?

He’s got a way with words too.

 

[Groucho]

There’s a devil in my dïck, there’s some demons in my semen

Good God y’all, that would be treason

 

[coollino]

Pat Dad on the head
Alright, you big loud mouth
And thanks very much for the Twix

 

[summerisle]

There’s a devil in my dïck, there’s some demons in my semen

Good God y’all, that would be treason

Sure that's not a hymn ?

 

[tsubaki]

Sorry for the cliche, but

Stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I first felt a kick and then a kick
I could now smell their breath
They smelt of pubs and wormwood scrubs and too many right wing meetings
My life swam around me
It look and drowned me in its own existence
The smell of brown leather
It blended in with the weather
It filled my ears, nose and mouth
It blocked all my senses

Tune!

 

[BNJ1878]

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than others girls mothers.


Must have been frustrating for Johnny Marr to come up with delicious melodies only for the heather waving bigot comes up with lyrics like that lol

 

[summerisle]

Sorry for the cliche, but

Stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

Not a patch on :

Ra-ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

 

[kev]

Joe Solo - Chains of gold

Liberty son, is whisky and women
And whisky and women are bought and they're sold
Slavery boy, is chains made of iron
And freedom's the same
But with chains made of gold

 

[Littlesue]

"It's so nice to be insane,
No asks you to explain:
Helen Ready - Angie Baby. And

"I'm as honest as the day is long
As long as the daylight the less I do wrong
Madness - Shut up

 

[Hangleton]

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than others girls mothers.


Must have been frustrating for Johnny Marr to come up with delicious melodies only for the heather waving bigot comes up with lyrics like that lol

Yeah but compare Johnny Marr’s solo work to the Smiths.

 

[Rita_Poon]

'Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun'

does what it says on the tin.