Best/worst Xmas presents

[jazzy]

Ahhhhh mon ami, c'est la vie.

Qui , c'est vrai

 

[tonyhorne]

Best: Beats wireless headphones

Worst: Chocolate orange, which is still a brilliant prezzie.

I have had a good day ...

 

[toffee82]

I got a flashlight.

Doesn't even have a bulb and there's a spelling mistake on the box.

 

[Tommy Chong]

My cousin got this for his crimbo pressie:



Apparently it's compatible with the new PS5 virtual reality headset...
So, ummmm, yeah. You can use your imagination.

 

[toffee82]

My cousin got this for his crimbo pressie:



Apparently it's compatible with the new PS5 virtual reality headset...
So, ummmm, yeah. You can use your imagination.

Your er cousin yeah?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Your er cousin yeah?

Lol... Yip, wink, wink.

I got a flashlight.

Doesn't even have a bulb and there's a spelling mistake on the box.

And I assume you're talking about a normal flashlight? Not one of those pocket, ummmmm flesh flashlights?

 

[toffee82]

And I assume you're talking about a normal flashlight? Not one of those pocket, ummmmm flesh flashlights?
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No way I'm fitting it in my pocket.

 

[uglykidjoe1982]

Bro/wife got me one of those mystery kit boxes. Actually pretty pleased with it - Bankkok FC, pretty funky!

Also got some Karting stuff which always goes down well, and Xmas p2 on 27th to come.

Don’t mean to be rude but this kinda makes it sounds like they’re the same person.

 

[craneac27]

I got a flashlight.

Doesn't even have a bulb and there's a spelling mistake on the box.

I literally laughed out loud reading this

 

[anton66]

Haven’t bothered opening the presents from the Mother in law. Think she goes into pound land and grabs the first 5 items on the shelf then throws in a pair of xxxxxl undies.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Haven’t bothered opening the presents from the Mother in law. Think she goes into pound land and grabs the first 5 items on the shelf then throws in a pair of xxxxxl undies.

Bah humbug! It's the thought that counts innit?

I use have an auntie that would buy a stack of Xmas cards and just write 'Merry Christmas to all!' in every single one.

No names or cash in the card... Just a general generic message, and that's what she'd give to everyone!

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Haven’t bothered opening the presents from the Mother in law. Think she goes into pound land and grabs the first 5 items on the shelf then throws in a pair of xxxxxl undies.

And do they fit?

 

[JohnRoss23]

And do they fit?

A little snug lol

 

[Alan Whittle]

Best;

There is no worst!

 

[Tommy Chong]

Best;
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There is no worst!

Bloody hell Al! I hope you don't wear that in public!

If it were me, I would have gotten you this:

A gigantic eagle statue to put on your roof.

That way, everyone will know a palace fan lives here!