Wouldn't be that bad to see some actual goals though Eggs.
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Wouldn't be that bad to see some actual goals though Eggs.
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
what did you want, studio lights palm trees in the background?
Victus
Player Valuation: £35m
Could start with not putting your finger in frame I guess.
Flicking him the Vs already, what a welcome
Well done to whichever blue downed the uks flight network, no escape now Beto
Cake
Player Valuation: £1m
Good job he flew in yesterday the flap would be uncontrollable!
This is also Bill’s work. Failed medical but we’ve kidnapped him, Bill’s influence stretches far and wide. Air traffic control are asking themselves “What would Everton do?”
as if any of our other players would be further upfield than him so that 0.65 progressive passes will obviously fall. I think what we will see from the team is a percentage of forward long passes increase but if he can get some goals for us then great
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Won't be dazed when he looks at his bank next week and sees he's £100k richer than he was this week!
Zeitgeist
Player Valuation: £35m
A finger not across his face would have sufficed
Milk
Udderly delicious
Castrated I heard … nuts off
Blue peter
Player Valuation: £35m
They had just taken the blindfold off and his eyes were adjusting
Rooney_Tunes
Player Valuation: £40m
Brilliant; just brilliant...
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
oh dear. Sorry its ruined your day. We'll get word to him to be more careful.
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