The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Least he is getting/making the chances and will put some of them away. All you can ask for.
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Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
Like the look of him, deserves someone better than Dyche to get the best out of him.
The lad is identical to Haaland. Best signing since Lukaku. He is IMMENSE!
Yorkiebars89
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Hahahahaha imagine slab head coming we would be a force of them sorts of shaped noggins
Yorkiebars89
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Hahajaha he looks decent but these are bottom of league 2 aren't they hahahaha
DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
"Err boss, I've just taken the lads out for a warm-up and we seem to be playing against Easter Island, still wanna play long?"
How much have you had ?
Yorkiebars89
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Please thats how my sight works
Looks good, got real gas for a big lad. A very good signing. I know it’s against poor opposition so let’s not get ahead of ourselves haha! He’s making the rest of the squad look like the Championship standard players we know they are - head and shoulders above the rest!
A bit like Denis Stracqualursi..?
He’s unbelievable, no intoxication required
Defenders are absolutely going to hate playing against him.
With him, Tarks, Brantwaite, Onana and possibly Doucoure and DCL we’re a big side and should at least be getting goals from set pieces
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