Confirmed Signing Beto

[chippy1722]

Is this fella actually any good?

Did anybody know about him before we were linked?

Never seen him play a single minute.
Clean slate.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

 

[Kris75]

Think Ive only done that one and the Hamez Rodriguez one

Post in thread 'James Rodriguez' https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/james-rodriguez.111033/post-8118119

That one was genius!

 

[Blue peter]

He's just signed for Villa.

…and the bastards are plagiarising our songs on their forums!

 

[Blue peter]

Nobody does it Beto

Things can only get Beto

Beto be good to me

Beto off alone

Even the nights are Beto



His name is a parody goldmine

To a James Bond silhouette inspired outline of him running through on goal for us and falling over the ball

 

[tommye]

That one was genius!

*blushes

 

[Groucho]

Any news?

How old? Is he at least half good?

Does he kick the ball and make the net move?

 

[TheNinja]

Is this fella actually any good?

Did anybody know about him before we were linked?

He's cack I'm afraid... All tap ins and headers, stuff we don't get in the position to provide.

 

[Pabbers]

Seems the lad is a proper late bloomer.

Dont think he has an academy background as such, which may be linked to how raw and at times 'un-footballer' like he can look, but he is very affective in his role.

Im convinced our fans will jugde him just on how he runs, like many have done with Onana already.

 

[peteblue]

Any news?

How old? Is he at least half good?

Does he kick the ball and make the net move?

Christ. You’re asking for a lot aren't you…kick the ball, make the net move…ffs you’ll be wanting us to win matches next…….

 

[maccavennie]

Seems the lad is a proper late bloomer.

Dont think he has an academy background as such, which may be linked to how raw and at times 'un-footballer' like he can look, but he is very affective in his role.

Im convinced our fans will jugde him just on how he runs, like many have done with Onana already.

I must have missed that

 

[Pabbers]

I must have missed that

They do it all the time, he has a good game, clips and stats to prove it...yet they still say stuff about how he doesnt looked " arrsed" or looks lazy.

It's just how he runs....all tall players look strange running

 

[Goat]

Seems the lad is a proper late bloomer.

Dont think he has an academy background as such, which may be linked to how raw and at times 'un-footballer' like he can look, but he is very affective in his role.

Im convinced our fans will jugde him just on how he runs, like many have done with Onana already.

The fans will love him.

I have no doubt about that.

 

[kev]

The fans will love him.

I have no doubt about that.

If he scores goals I will idolise him.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Hmm. Getting concerned the longer this goes on without the announcement. I know he's signed, but if we are holding the announcement back a bit, it is usually so it dampens the anger if no one else comes in.

The club like taking things as close to deadline day as possible.