2023/24 Beto

[jonnyg]

At some point Chermiti has to get a chance ahead of him or DCL? Unless he's that far behind in his general holdup play

 

[Mark Bisson]

More of a goal threat than DCL.

I would start him

 

[Sheedy]

He's not very good, he's not a natural footballer, he's clumsy and so on and so on. He can't even finish from one yard.

 

[DanEFC92]

Just stick Keane up top already.

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Everytime he comes on he gets in positions, wins free kicks and finds chances. He's clumsy but I don't get the calls for Chermiti (who has shown absolutely nothing) or DCL who gets one header a game and barely holds up the ball for the midfield to run onto. I'm sticking with him. Just needs a moment to fall in his favour

 

[Frank Butcher]

We seem to consistently outdo ourselves season after season with some of the garbage centre forwards we sign. Tosun, Sandro, Rondon, Niasse, Maupay, Kean, Beto etc etc etc.
Beyond belief, season after season of these absolute jokers on money we can only dream off mugging us off game after game.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Just stick Keane up top already.

I was saying this back in August

I wasn't joking back then and I'm still not joking now. He would have buried that chance at the end.

 

[gianthogweed]

Law of averages that header goes in everytime but this is Everton and if it wasn't him it would of been someone else
the corner straight after it was comical

 

[GoldenToffee]

We seem to consistently outdo ourselves season after season with some of the garbage centre forwards we sign. Tosun, Sandro, Rondon, Niasse, Maupay, Kean, Beto etc etc etc.
Beyond belief, season after season of these absolute jokers on money we can only dream.

Just the £110m spent on them with only £25m recouped.

 

[Ferguson1878]

Sadly Niasse 2.0

We seem to consistently outdo ourselves season after season with some of the garbage centre forwards we sign. Tosun, Sandro, Rondon, Niasse, Maupay, Kean, Beto etc etc etc.
Beyond belief, season after season of these absolute jokers on money we can only dream off mugging us off game after game.

hahaha what a list that is

 

[Ferguson1878]

We seem to consistently outdo ourselves season after season with some of the garbage centre forwards we sign. Tosun, Sandro, Rondon, Niasse, Maupay, Kean, Beto etc etc etc.
Beyond belief, season after season of these absolute jokers on money we can only dream off mugging us off game after game.

how many goals dye reckon between all them ? i recon about 13

 

[trueblue84]

Just stick Keane up top already.

Dyche would drown in his own jizz if he got the chance to do that.

 

[Ferguson1878]

We seem to consistently outdo ourselves season after season with some of the garbage centre forwards we sign. Tosun, Sandro, Rondon, Niasse, Maupay, Kean, Beto etc etc etc.
Beyond belief, season after season of these absolute jokers on money we can only dream off mugging us off game after game.

i can’t stop laughing at that list , imagine being a kid collecting the footy stickers and ye get them 6 in the one pack hahah

 

[Joey66]

More of a goal threat than DCL.

I would start him

Missed a sitter & blocked 2 shots from Gofrey on the line - a poor version of Bernie the Bolt Wright

 

[Nymzee]

Well we're in serious trouble aren't we because we shouldn't be playing a striker who goes 12 games without scoring.

We've got serious problems

What's the solution?