Bill Kenwright

[Toffeepot]

I think it's more to do with being hit in the head for a living for twenty years.

lol and the free tickets
probably gets told he's a superblue by Kenwright too

 

[Toffeepot]

This is precisely the problem - the fat controller still vainly thinks he's too important to relinquish the train set - in 2023 the once mighty Everton Football Club is being rundown and ridiculed and can not be considered an efficient and well run Premier League football club. Kenwright and the perma-absent landlord, who has absolutely no interest in the football team itself, need to pack up and sell to proficient and clued-up new owner(s) who have the best interests of EFC (NOT Bill Kenwright Ltd's or Moshiri's) and go away quickly! Since the 60's we've sung the song 'We hate Bill Shankly', well I only remember Shankly, St John and Big Ron trying to outdo us by playing footy (yeah, a few quips but they were just banter) and in reality they were decent men, whereas these two have conspired badly to bring the club to its knees.

All that
and the fact Everton Football Club isn't an 'effing train set

 

[Bazlar]

Rumours knocking around now that he is ill in a private hospital in London

 

[buededw1]

Rumours knocking around now that he is ill in a private hospital in London

blood brothers isn't a hospital

 

[MikeH72]

Rumours knocking around now that he is ill in a private hospital in London

Great timing to coincide with the final week of the window. Can’t sign anyone working William the Well’s signing off on the deal can we. How unfortunate.

 

[royvernon39]

Bill in hospital was first aired on Coronation Street in 1962.

 

[n01efc]

He is the temporary chairman.

Do you really believe he is ‘temporary’ - I know what the club said but I don’t think he is going anywhere anytime soon.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Mate, he's basically our Captain America and he's the only man who can save our club. Even Heroes need a day off, man!

Lol... 'Captain Acumen' to the rescue. FFS!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Lol... 'Captain Acumen' to the rescue. FFS!

That must make Moshiri 'The Wolf of Wallasey' about to take us to financial ruin after years of excess and dubious financial practices*. Bah.


*allegedly

 

[GoldenToffee]

Great timing to coincide with the final week of the window. Can’t sign anyone working William the Well’s signing off on the deal can we. How unfortunate.

Could work in our favour for the first time ever.

Get Chairman Bill to sign off on Beto while he's high as a kite on all sorts in his hospital bed.

If the signing turns out a success, happy days. If not, or if he's going through an extended patch of awful form, claim he wasn't medically and psychologically capable of signing off on the deal and get the transfer annulled.

 

[TGW89]

Rumours knocking around now that he is ill in a private hospital in London

Just got this imagine in my head of him in a gown and slippers walking along the tower bridge, complete with life glug and wrinkled arse on display, trying to get into the nearest Hilton so he can open talks to bring Rondon back at 11pm next Thursday - like a new signing.

 

[Coggy]

Thanks again , biggest Blue Bill , for your ineptitude and tardiness in making your required signings.
You have single handedly cost us 6 points already this season , and prejudiced our chances of survival.
An absolutely embarrassing clown.

 

[Lawrence]

Rumours knocking around now that he is ill in a private hospital in London

The bugger is making us all ill. I hope he isn't having gas and air he will explode over Primrose Hill.

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

He's ill and in hospital is he? Yeah, and the pope is Jewish.....

 

[Big Sams Undies]

The irony