Billionaire buys club and forces them to select his son for every match

[Yarrgh]

Mrs Usmanov is now questioning her Alisher's activities on that business trip in Iceland 32 years ago.

 

[Thomasc]

Similar in style, mobility and end product to Gomes,

 

[wandyr79]

I would have lost my house on Gomes in the most obvious game in the world, the 'better than [insert Everton player here]' game, can't believe he has only been mentioned on the second page.

 

[This is my name]

His son

Shouldn't this be in the summer transfers thread? Could do with him in the middle

 

[ClausThomsen]

Alternative take - He's actually their best player. He's massively overweight but is a superb footballer. However, having had a move to a bigger club scuppered by his manager he has downed tools and is throwing in half-arsed passes and not putting a shift in to force a move.

 

[mill]

My favourite thing about this is he’s taken number 7.

 

[Tipp blue]

He's off to Anfield, once he gets a dose of Klopp's special go go juice he'll be a top player.

 

[BluePeadar]

The manager must feel the same way I did when my missus asked if her mother could come on holidays with us. Looked pretty similar to this bubblebutt. Having flashbacks now

 

[BluePeadar]

He did a few Thiago points there to be fair.

 

[Leylo]

He would probably improve the pace in our squad, sign him up

 

[Bob Latchford]

His son

Not true apparently but has covered more ground than Gomes this season and can point better than Gylfy ever could. his xG stats are something else but heat map isn’t the best

Has also been know fo put weight on during a match but is still slimmer than a prime jan molby.