Blag ways USM can give us money.

[barneygumble]

USM Bullens Rd - Upper = £20m over 4 years
USM Paddock = £12m over 3 years
Megafon Family Enclosure = £14m over 3 years
Usmanov Hospitality Suites = £17m over 2 years.

Basic.

If that fails do a Sheffield Wednesday, and have an unknown brand make our kits. Elev8 make Sheffield Wednesday kits, but a quick google shows they are infact a sports drink company, owned by the owner, who have yet to make a sports drink. Crafty.

 

[Seathestars]

Sponsor cushions for throwing from the Top Balcony

I miss those days

 

[Houghty19]

A USM sponsored Boo-a-thon could rake in billions.

I'm in

 

[ossie_21]

Buy out an ambitious Uzbeki third division club after experienced Premier League players to boost their popularity.

Players like EPL league winner Fabian Delph, World Cup hero Yerry Mina, national icon Gylfi Sigurdsson and La Liga & Champions League winner Sandro Ramirez fit the Bill nicely

 

[chrismpw]

Pity.

 

[BNJ1878]

I remember in the 80s the program used to list individual players 'sponsored by.'

Is that still an option?

 

[The Binman]

Could we not just arrange to have all our midfielders tragically killed and claim the insurance?

Dispose of the dross, get cash in, free to buy more dross.

We have midfielders?!?!?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

His company must need some new slightly new lawnmowers. A bargain at £50 million each.

 

[larbert toffee]

Sponsor cushions for throwing from the Top Balcony

I remember the good old days.