Bleach cocktail masterclass

[Bedfordblue]

Yes it's an "we're getting relegated" reactionary thread.

Take your frustration out on the players by coming up with cocktails named after anyone involved with the club.

One rule, it must involve bleach as an ingredient or a fun variant.

Here's an example

Mina Colada - : one part Coconut cream, one part White rum, 3 parts Parazone

Must sit out for 6 months for full flavour.

Will leave you legless?

 

[blue61]

The 'Good Times' cocktail

Contains 100% bullshine, and must be consumed with a shot of domestic.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ah now I know who you were here before.
Yakinblue.

And also this lot?

Post in thread 'The bomb shelter thread.' https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/the-bomb-shelter-thread.112267/post-8844410

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The Shandy Van Der Meyde.

Rum, coke, more coke, bleach, more coke, strippers, vodka, bleach, mdma, bleach, vicodin.

Will definitely mean you're not at work on Monday and probably ruin a once promising career.

 

[edwardcrompton]

The Shandy Van Der Meyde.

Rum, coke, more coke, bleach, more coke, strippers, vodka, bleach, mdma, bleach, vicodin.

Will definitely mean you're not at work on Monday and probably ruin a once promising career.

Hi ginge...long time no see.

 

[bullybeef]

The Drunken Ferguson

A shot of everything in the house.

Guaranteed to see yourself in a cell for the night!

 

[BlueAmigo]

Good times cocktail

2 parts failed stadium moves
1 part loan sharks
Pour over bleach ice cubes
Mix well
Garnish with shredded stadium safety certificate

 

[Groucho]

What about nitro mors?