Bloody Kopites

[monty]

Given the chance I'll troll that site for such subjects as, the Waiter, how he missed table six, sex in an igloo, is Stevie G totally gay, how to be a rs (move to London) and how we all love men with beards, may prove interesting

 

[Ct jr.]

Given the chance I'll troll that site for such subjects as, the Waiter, how he missed table six, sex in an igloo, is Stevie G totally gay, how to be a rs (move to London) and how we all love men with beards, may prove interesting

they prefer to be known as inuit.
(canadians, possibly some americans and "limeys" will get it)

 

[monty]

they prefer to be known as inuit.
(canadians, possibly some americans and "limeys" will get it)

which do you prefer, maple syrup or molasses

 

[Ct jr.]

which do you prefer, maple syrup or molasses

moose is always better with syrup.

 

[monty]

moose is always better with syrup.

and here's me thinking you were into moles

 

[Ct jr.]

and here's me thinking you were into moles

i think you will find that it is chico who is into moles

 

[monty]

i think you will find that it is chico who is into moles

Sorry wrong, moles are into Chico, true

 

[Ct jr.]

Sorry wrong, moles are into Chico, true

everything is reversed in canada because of the exchange rate.

 

[monty]

everything is reversed in canada because of the exchange rate.

you mean Canadians are arse about face:blink: :blink: :blink:

 

[Dylan]

chico in mole's holes?

or...

moles in chico's holes?

 

[monty]

chico in mole's holes?

or...

moles in chico's holes?

what else

 

[coyney]

Look if they want to be taught how true fans behave then fair play to them they must get fed up being mugged by their fellow reds for tickets.

 

[Cal]

They are embarrasing.

 

[Chris]

This thread reminded me of this. VERY VERY VEEEEERY FUNNY !
http://www.wackyd.net/images/flash/funny_story_smaller.wma

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in. He explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."