Blue Orca: Awakening

[kev]

Does your historical fantasy book, involve a cruel mistress, a kitchen rebuild, a leaky barge and thousands of locks to navigate ?

I sincerely hope so.
Where can I pre order please @chrismpw ?

 

[The Blue Orca]

Yes, yes, OK . . but would THEY ruin perfectly good piza by putting fruit on it?

Pineapples don’t exist in Sirius so we’re good!

 

[kev]

Not historical at all it’s based on a fictional world.

How do you know what @chrismpw's book is based on?

 

[Moomin]

@The Blue Orca congratulations on the new book and for donating 10% of the proceeds to the welfare of whales.

In light of this can you buy a Karcher pressure washer so @MaupsGoat better half can hose goat down. Especially the flab under his titties.

 

[The Blue Orca]

@The Blue Orca congratulations on the new book and for donating 10% of the proceeds to the welfare of whales.

In light of this can you buy a Karcher pressure washer so @MaupsGoat better half can hose goat down. Especially the flab under his titties.

No promises

 

[The Blue Orca]

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[chicoazul]

I’m not gonna go down that track. They’re innocent haha

Yeah sure I get you. We’re all innocent until corrupted though aren’t we? If you could get one of them to sexually assault another then it opens up a topic in the comic that will change the dynamic and allow some sordid storylines. The Furries are mad horny bastards so they’ll pick up on it and reckon you’ll sell maybe ten fold. There’s a lot of S&M fetish amongst the Furries so maybe some new leather clobber for Christmas from a pixie or something might be a good way of introducing it. Then one of them puts a pool ball in their mouth messing about and another attacks them, filled with uncontrollable lust at the sight. Then boom you’re in the game mate.

 

[chicoazul]

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Can someone quickly S&M up this character to see if it works please. Thanks.

 

[The Blue Orca]

Yeah sure I get you. We’re all innocent until corrupted though aren’t we? If you could get one of them to sexually assault another then it opens up a topic in the comic that will change the dynamic and allow some sordid storylines. The Furries are mad horny bastards so they’ll pick up on it and reckon you’ll sell maybe ten fold. There’s a lot of S&M fetish amongst the Furries so maybe some new leather clobber for Christmas from a pixie or something might be a good way of introducing it. Then one of them puts a pool bar in their mouth messing about and another attacks them, filled with uncontrollable lust at the sight. Then boom you’re in the game mate.

This story arose from divine inspiration. Im
Not gonna turn it into an orgy.

 

[Nymzee]

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Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh mate

 

[Moomin]

Can someone quickly S&M up this character to see if it works please. Thanks.

We could turn the sword into a massive dildo.

 

[Jebus_lives]

"wrongly" xx

Surely that would be before not after.

You spelt seriously wrong
Or
You wrongly spelled seriously

@The Blue Orca as an author, could you please adjudicate here?

 

[Moomin]

@The Blue Orca can you just donate 10% to Orca's only please.

Dolphins are dicks and they all deserve to die a horrible death.

 

[The Blue Orca]

Surely that would be before not after.

You spelt seriously wrong
Or
You wrongly spelled seriously

@The Blue Orca as an author, could you please adjudicate

I personally would say, You spelt seriously incorrectly. But whatever.

 

[chicoazul]

This story arose from divine inspiration. Im
Not gonna turn it into an orgy.

Hmmm ok. I feel we can get around that by having some holy men turn up from a distant world preaching, but not really hostile just trying to spread the word of a maybe pagan style god? Anyway the priests costume is leather and that’s perfectly normal until later in the story when one of them shags a dolphin in a moment of madness and is forsaken by his pagan god, who could show themselves and whip him. The Furries are randy bastards so would love the leather and whip imagery mate. Telling you, ten fold sales right away.