Bog Roll

[bluejohn66]

Remember first going to Goodison in the 70's and bog roll 'streamers' were customary launched, from the street end usually, as the teams came out. Extra points if you could get one on the crossbar and watch the keeper struggle to get rid. I'm guessing this was banned ? Imagining a piece of toilet tissue could easily take ya eye out !! Bring back the bog roll streamers, n leave on the pitch to wipe up what we've been watching !!!

 

[KaiserEFC]

I’d rather throw used bog roll at them these days.

Molotov cocktails might get them running too.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

It wasn't funny when you were screaming for a tom kite and every bog was void of bog roll

 

[Toast]

It wasn't funny when you were screaming for a tom kite and every bog was void of bog roll

You can't have a dump at the match anymore anyway.
Not after all the toilets got converted into smoking cubicles.

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

I always thought the old bus ticket rolls looked and flew much better than toilet rolls. Far easier to launch and you could get much more distance.

 

[larbert toffee]

Remember first going to Goodison in the 70's and bog roll 'streamers' were customary launched, from the street end usually, as the teams came out. Extra points if you could get one on the crossbar and watch the keeper struggle to get rid. I'm guessing this was banned ? Imagining a piece of toilet tissue could easily take ya eye out !! Bring back the bog roll streamers, n leave on the pitch to wipe up what we've been watching !!!

Bring back the main stand cushions, deadly from the top balcony.

 

[blue61]

Bring back the main stand cushions, deadly from the top balcony.

Heavy duty frisbies, not a care for all us poor people in the enclosure.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Can't be any worse than the tracing paper we got in school

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Quite apt throwing bog roll at the players, considering how turd they are.

 

[chrismpw]

* represses memories of izal

 

[blue61]

* represses memories of izal

Good for lining cake tins.

 

[RobC]

Should get a load made with Sams smirking grid on and launch them.

 

[Groucho]

It’s almost like it’d send a cryptic message....

 

[Dario Terracotta]

The opposing keeper used to spend half his time clearing up the penalty area, by the way whatever happened to the "worn" areas in the penalty box's, the pitch always looked great unto about late October time then would degenerate rapidly, blooming pitches these days look as good for the last game of the season as the opener

 

[Tim's tourettes]

I opened this thread expecting it would be a poll with the question being 'how many does big Sam use in 1 sitting?
Less than 1
1-4
4 plus
He looks like he doesn't wipe.