BOSS LAR EVERTONIAN IS HERE

[bluejock]

Sourced from SSN:

BOSS LAR EVERTONIAN SAYS SORRY: (PUBLIC STATEMENT OF APOLOGY)

Internet fan forums have been swept into a frenzy in recent days due to the explosion onto the scene of enigmatic figure, 'BOSS LAR EVERTONIAN'. Scenes of "CHAOS!", "ANARCHY!!" and "DISARRAY!!!!!!!!" were reported in some threads (see: JUST WHO IS 'BOSS LAR EVERTONIAN'???????). I am here to offer all of you my humblest apology for causing such a disturbance.

In offering this apology, I would like to show you the human side of 'BOSS LAR EVERTONIAN', and perhaps, gain your trust. I will start by listing my favourite foods:

Pizza
Pizza with sardines
Pizza with sardines and pineapples on the same pizza (large slices of pineapple preferred)
Pizza with pineapples
Pizza with pineapples and pear
Pizza with pineapples and any other fruits (except tomato because it isn't really a fruit)
Pizza with goats cheese

I hope that by exposing a few of these very personal interests I can demonstrate that I am not some kind of wind up merchant, piss taker, or charlatan, I am just a humble everton fan looking to share some light banter with what is clearly a great bunch of people.

Thank you for time, and I once again apologise profusely for the disturbance.

And then this.

*wipes away tear

 

[Cena]

I'm sad i missed this lid 1st time around

 

[Deloodid]

Did i miss the change?

 

[bluejock]

He's not even banned. He's out there, GOT's most negged poster, lurking.










































Soon.

 

[Leighton Staines]

seems a decent lad, boss that lar

 

[ijjysmith]

I can't remember

 

[Roztitute]

Boss lar was awesome

 

[TheFinnFan]

worst multi ever

 

[Roztitute]

worst multi ever

Best multi ever mate, he has a legacy