I want to scoop my eyes out with a melon baller and put them on the shelf til we get rid of Sam the Hutt.
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Toffee-nerd
Player Valuation: £20m
Jags, schneiderlin, McCarthy and Martina should be nowhere near our starting 11. Absolutely dire. Keane is the same on form but he needs a go in a stable team having just got here. Schneiderlins fall has been on monumental this season, he was an utter liability there.
Chimpy Glassman
Player Valuation: £30m
Keane, Kenny, Schniderlin, McCarthy, Sigurdsson were just the worst. Absolutely disgraceful.
Disgraceful defending and anonymous midfielders. Gutless wasters
Allardyce will be delighted with that, wouldn't want us challenging up near the top as he's bloody clueless how to set up a side that needs to win matches. Once we get our arses handed to us on Monday and then start floating around 13th/14th that's where you will see his magic spring to life.
Absolute dog turd that, again.
Absolute dog turd that, again.
watching bournemouth attack i could see them scoring, they pile men forward and they run into space
they are direct and quick
we are so slow and slumberous and predictable
they are direct and quick
we are so slow and slumberous and predictable
One shot on target - then back to defending pathetic Jags and Keen today - Poor display Sams luck runs out!
Verbal Kint
Player Valuation: £35m
Ah well could have all been so different half Sigurdsson managed to get his shot away. Poxy goal to lose it against. We know we need to bin loads and add quality. We shall see.
Pabbers
Player Valuation: £60m
Erm....they are both Welsh.
Deserved loss. Negative play gets a negative result.
The Blue Watch
Player Valuation: £15m
Bornemouth had 14 shots against our 3. Not looking forward to Friday, we’re not going to get lucky twice playing like this.
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