Norwegian Cow
Player Valuation: £35m
mccarthy off, rooney on, . gana off, niasse on.
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He’ll take DCL off for Williams.
1-0 defeat is a good result for Fat boy
1-0 defeat is a good result for Fat boy
Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
I have eye aids watching this
Toffee-nerd
Player Valuation: £20m
3 midfielders who at the moment aren't very good footballers. Says it all when your right back is a better ball player than any of your centre mids. Gana and schneids seem intent on working triangles moving the ball back towards our goal. Jimmy mac having a shocker. Needs to change it asap.
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
Singlehandedly lol. Like nobody could have done better in the 10 seconds between the giveaway and it going in
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Big Fat Sam
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Can't stand him. He honestly shouldn't be allowed to enter the opposition half of the field. Good in the tackle, massively bad at everything else... passing, shooting, heading. He's slow, thick, negative.
brieverton
Player Valuation: £50m
Schneiderlin is about as keen to leave us as Koeman was, give him his wish in January.
Another waste of space hyped up to the moon. Disgraceful attitude for a professional.
Another waste of space hyped up to the moon. Disgraceful attitude for a professional.
Kiwi
Say NO to Ginger Managers
More crabs in our midfield than at the beach.
Gueye, Snides and McCarthy all have the passing radar of Tony Hibbert, backwards and sideways.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Awful.
Thing is mate I think he will be here for the duration of his contract as I don't think Moshiri will be looking to pay another 10m payoff.
This is just how it's going to be performance wise for the next 17 months imo
he really doesn't
Azza
Player Valuation: £80m
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