'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Kurt.]

Cycled 15 miles this morning through a feckin hurricane .... Off to play 5 a side now. I might actually pass out later tonight.

 

[Hellerad]

Hurricane'd all over @Kurt while he cycled this morning.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Fireworks have been going off near mine for almost a week now. FFS. I'm going to get even less sleep than usual living around these insufferable freeloading degenerate bell ends.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Fireworks have been going off near mine for almost a week now. FFS. I'm going to get even less sleep than usual living around these insufferable freeloading degenerate bell ends.

 

[EDINHO1]

Still feeling dizzy And have got the shits.

 

[Del]

Anyone here about that Indian fella who died doing a somersault after he scored a goal?

 

[Librarian]

Still feeling dizzy And have got the shits.

You need lots of rest and plenty of fluids
(rings Ebola quarantine squad*)

 

[Maxwell]

I went to the player of the lunch month yesterday, had a lovely picture with Jimmy Mac, got very pissed, and was sick in the taxi all over my dads mate on the way home at 7pm on a Monday night, result.

 

[Kurt.]

I went to the player of the lunch month yesterday,

player of the lunch aye.... Wow, sounds ace lol

 

[Kurt.]

Anyway, I broke my middle toe on my left foot last night playing footy ffs....

No @tommye I don't have 6 toes so it is possible for me to have a middle toe.

 

[chrissyjack]

One of my wheelie bins has blown over

 

[RAFUH]

Having my second cup of coffee this morning

 

[Kurt.]

Watching Gotham.

 

[chrissyjack]

Watching Have I got News for You

 

[sageyefc]

Got tooth ache