'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[potato]

i find that nearly every website these days has a video ad

it spooks the hell out of me when i hear random noise come from my speakers when i go on news sites etc...

its also annoying and i fiind myself just clicking 'x' as soon as i hear one

 

[Billy Dean]

Been sent by my doc for physio for my back problem. The stunning physio who treated me last time my back went doesn't work there any more FFS. The one positive in my back going again was the thought of being rubbed down by her for a few weeks and now even that's been robbed from me. It's a cruel, cruel world.

 

[pornpimol2]

Fly out to Tampa to start new job soon

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just shaved my cock and balls.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

My daughters birthday and its Christmas within a week of each other. I've got all her presents, clothes and her party sorted.

Not even December yet!

#organised #bossdad #bellend #chicoisatit

 

[Billy Dean]

Can't go out on the ale because of my back so staying in on the ale (and rum)

 

[Maxwell]

Can't go out on the ale because of my back so staying in on the ale (and rum)

I'm staying in on the rum too lad. Got a new bottle called The Duppy Share that I've just opened, enjoying it immensely.

 

[Billy Dean]

I'm staying in on the rum too lad. Got a new bottle called The Duppy Share that I've just opened, enjoying it immensely.

Never heard of that one mate, what kind of rum is it?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

My bottle tonight.

 

[ToffeeMark]

My Mrs is like, can I have some of your fries? I'm like, ffs get yer own, what is it with that?

 

[Baines' left foot]

My bottle(s) for tonight.

 

[Maxwell]

Never heard of that one mate, what kind of rum is it?

It's a blend of a Jamaican and bajan rum.

 

[tommye]

Got myself a new gig, playing triangle in a reggae band.


I just stand at the back an ting.

 

[mrs the esk]

My best friend told me today she is leaving her husband after 28 years of marriage because they have "grown apart".

She's going to Barcelona in the morning supposedly on a business trip but in reality to meet a Spanish guy she met in London a month ago.

Staggered and shocked!

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've got a few days off work this week and because I'm a mingebag and didn't want to pay for a resident's parking permit I've had to find my car a home for the next few days. Managed to find a dodgy little estate in Hackney that is a non-permit area so I'm half expecting to go back to my car on Wednesday and find it has no wheels, loads of key marks, and smashed windows.