'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[sageyefc]

Not left the house for 3 days and havent been fully dressed in that time, also decided to shave me bonce by myself yesterday, NEA

Thug life

 

[Kurt.]

Skyplussed Race To The Pole earlier, gonna watch it now..... Best thing on TV at the moment.

 

[ilikecheese]

Hawaiian pizza...dinner sorted. NEA

 

[Billy Dean]

woke up a bit earlier than usual today.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Hawaiian pizza...dinner sorted. NEA

I had hawaian pizza last night.

Pineapple is sooooooooo good on a pizza...

 

[jayden28]

Just seen a Jehovahs witness wiping dog crap from his shoes.

 

[L4Everton]

There has been a bit on the radio news about some beavers
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31019595

But having rewatched Deadwood recently, alls I could think was good ole Al Swear-engine going off a la..."buck-tooth ****ing beavers rolling around in the creek, slapping their tales on the water like we was hired entertainment." s01e03

It's the little things that get you through, and this memory provided me a smile.

 

[l4toffee]

I just farted and it wasn't actually a fart

Uh oh

 

[COYB]

 

[Eggs]

....win, lose or draw he's going to hear that song a few times in the forthcoming Derby.

 

[bluebud]

I just farted and it wasn't actually a fart

Uh oh

I like the term sharted for those unfortunate occasions.

 

[Eggs]

....hearing on Channel Four news that Harper Lee is finally publishing a sequel to her classic book 'To Kill a Mockingbird'. It's easily my favourite book and I love the film. There has been rumour that she didn't write the original and she's been a virtual recluse since it was first issued.

Could be fascinating.

 

[peteblue]

A man from Florida, who is facing multiple drugs charges, has listed his occupation as "drug dealer" on an arrest report.
Robert Phillips, 25, was arrested last Tuesday after he cut in front of an unmarked Palm Beach County Sheriff's car and nearly caused a crash.........

 

[Kurt.]

Just had third physio session on trapped nerve ( left leg ) and torn ab muscle ( right side ) ..... Right now I could actually cry

 

[SNova]

The us army tweeted about chinks in their armour and there has been outrage because chinks can also be used as a racial slur. Pathetic pc brigade.