I almost sicked a little bit at the thought of myself in hotpants. But sadly it probably was me.
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- Thread starter Degs62
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I almost sicked a little bit at the thought of myself in hotpants. But sadly it probably was me.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I've just made a chocolate nib cake. Melting chocolate dribbling down my chin.
Little Ralphy
Player Valuation: £15m
Had to come home from work early, get in my house and there is a girl I've never seen before standing there! Quite cute to be fair, about the same age as my wife. My wife comes out of the kitchen and says, 'Well this is awkward.' WTF!
Turns out she's 'hired a cleaner' and didn't want to tell me. Either that or her new lover brought her cleaning equipment as a cover and is now having to clean our house! Either way the house is getting cleaned so that's a bonus.
Turns out she's 'hired a cleaner' and didn't want to tell me. Either that or her new lover brought her cleaning equipment as a cover and is now having to clean our house! Either way the house is getting cleaned so that's a bonus.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Failed my driving test, gutted.
sageyefc
Player Valuation: £90m
Bribe the instructor
beautifulthing
Player Valuation: £750k
Hit an old lady at a pedestrian crossing on my first test.
How we laughed.
And failed.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
My examiner hit the breaks because I was about to rear end a lorry. If I had of paid attention for that split second I would have passed. That was within the first 5 minutes. At least I never hit anyone though!
SNova
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https://yougov.co.uk/news/2015/04/30/beach-body-ready-advert/
32% of men were offended by this. What's Britian coming to
.....daughter Dr Eggs is 30 today. Just been for a meal in town and now folk are in the pub waiting for me but I have a meeting I have to dial into at 16.00. Never mind, I'll soon catch up.
....never mind, Matey, you'll enjoy it all the more when you pass.
so your wife has a woman in a couple of times a week then..
im off for a wonderful evenings entertainment in sunny Rhyl...... gonna watch Bill's Blood Brothers at the Pavillion theatre
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Hahaha, I should have done that to the woman.
Baines' left foot
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Ill as f*** today and so I really fancy watching a trashy film tonight. I'm deliberating either Need For Speed or Fast 5.