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[Kurt.]

in the last hour I've eaten a pack of honey roast turkey slices, a pack of wotsits , a terry's chocolate orange bar , a blue ribband and a sandwich.
and a cup of coffee.

 

[l4toffee]

in the last hour I've eaten a pack of honey roast turkey slices, a pack of wotsits , a terry's chocolate orange bar , a blue ribband and a sandwich.
and a cup of coffee.

You ate the cup?

 

[summerisle]

I've just made 14 Cornish pasties and some lemon curd

 

[l4toffee]

I've just made 14 Cornish pasties and some lemon curd

Fat wool


I prefer meat and potato joe nastys with loads of brown sauce

 

[summerisle]

Fat wool


I prefer meat and potato joe nastys with loads of brown sauce

I'll come to your funeral

 

[l4toffee]

I'll come to your funeral

No you won't

No wools in a holy building

 

[summerisle]

No you won't

No wools in a holy building

I hate to break it to you but I'm afraid you'll be a little immobilised.

 

[scratchnsurf]

I am in Question Time's audience on Friday, day after election

Thank God; an opportunity for someone to put across the question that the nation needs answering.


Pineapple on pizza?

 

[l4toffee]

I hate to break it to you but I'm afraid you'll be a little immobilised.

Not if I kill you first pal

 

[summerisle]

Not if I kill you first pal

I'm afraid you've offended my sensibilities ; I think I'll have a piece of lemon curd cake to calm down.

 

[l4toffee]

I'm afraid you've offended my sensibilities ; I think I'll have a piece of lemon curd cake to calm down.

Gis a pasty lad

 

[summerisle]

Gis a pasty lad

I'm afraid this'll have to do

 

[l4toffee]

I'm afraid this'll have to do
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It's got carrots in it

It's a no from me

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Chicken for tea

 

[summerisle]

It's got carrots in it

It's a no from me

That's a stock picture. Mine are made with shin beef, turnip and potato.