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'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...
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Degs62
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Get pissed, tell the bridesmaids you'll slot them in order of status/beauty in the cloak room, thank the bride for the glorious blow job before the reception and tell the brides mother she is an ugly prostitute, but you'll give her a 20 for a quick hand job.
You may have to leave quickly.
TheFinnFan
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too much fapping? F••• that looks awful
CahillsCornerFlag
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The water supply on the Isle of Man is contaminated, got to boil the water, bottle it, fridge it, then drink it.
If you don't you'll turn into a zombie or something and we'll be the focus of the next 28 Days Later rip off.
If you don't you'll turn into a zombie or something and we'll be the focus of the next 28 Days Later rip off.
Its all in the master plan to kill the island off, then turn it in to a UK Alcatraz
CahillsCornerFlag
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I'd like to lend my support to the idea assuming its already going ahead and my undivided support is my only ticket off.
No one gets off alive.
CahillsCornerFlag
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*Begins construction of raft, brings football with painted face for company, and sets course for Ireland.
scratchnsurf
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I have moved house. I'm fookin exhausted and can't find anything I need.
Yep here too Deggers.
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