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[summerisle]

Just iced my chocolate cakes.

 

[summerisle]

After 9 days away suit cases dumped in the house and straight the chippy for a pie dinner . Fat, happy and ready for kip .

Delicious, I could live on chippy meals with maybe a rota system for variety.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

1 person is watching my car wipers for sale on Ebay

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Delicious, I could live on chippy meals with maybe a rota system for variety.

Without a doubt but every day chips would find a way on the plate .

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Without a doubt but every day chips would find a way on the plate .

Actually you don't even use a plate . Chippy should be eaten out the wrapper like a fat scavenger ripping apart a dead animal.

 

[tonyhorne]

Just iced my chocolate cakes.

Is this a euphemism for something I'm not aware of?

 

[summerisle]

Is this a euphemism for something I'm not aware of?

No.

 

[tonyhorne]

No.

OK. I'm off to ice mine then...

 

[Ducans elbow]

Just in the Ossie had knee replacement fkin painful

 

[summerisle]

After the season so far, today, I picked some sloes.

 

[summerisle]

Picked some more sloes ; an abundance of fruit this year. If you've never made sloe gin now's the time. Be very drinkable and delicious by Christmas.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Took part in the Memory Walk in Birmingham today

 

[scratchnsurf]

Just in the Ossie had knee replacement fkin painful

Get well soon. My dad had one last year, he explained what they do. Grim.

I asked him last week if he'd have the other one done - no 'kin way was his response.

His replaced knee does all work fine now and doesn't cause any pain. Just keep taking the pain killers.

 

[summerisle]

Watching Airplane ! to cheer myself up.

 

[summerisle]

Everton one of the specialist subjects in Mastermind on Friday night. Expect the contestant to finish seventh.