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[chrissyjack]

I have had a few bourbons. Mixed with some curacao limon and lemon sliced and crushed ice.

I'm dunking bourbons in my tea . at the moment

 

[Eggs]

...got a couple of free tickets to see Elkie Brooks at the Philharmonic tomorrow. Not particularly looking forward to it, I actually saw her on The Empire in 1976. Time flies.

 

[Eggs]

...got a couple of free tickets to see Elkie Brooks at the Philharmonic tomorrow. Not particularly looking forward to it, I actually saw her on The Empire in 1976. Time flies.

...concert cancelled.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Lay in the bath earlier this morning, & for no apparent reason, I started singing, 'the baby's not yours, oh Steven Gerrard, the baby's not yours'

The wife thinks I need help !!

 

[deipnosophist]

...got a couple of free tickets to see Elkie Brooks at the Philharmonic tomorrow. Not particularly looking forward to it, I actually saw her on The Empire in 1976. Time flies.

I recall her doing a cover of Chris Rea's 'Fool If You Think it's Over'...early 80s I think

 

[coollino]

cold

 

[tonyhorne]

Got sent home early from school. Eagerly anticipating a snow-day tomorrow...

 

[Toast]

Today is the last day most retailers will accept the old paper £10 note.

Just in case you've got a few stashed.

 

[Groucho]

I’ve been going to the match 30 years today

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I’ve been going to the match 30 years today

And I bet every match feels like it lasts 30 years at the moment.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Sold a bronze owl on Ebay for £26

 

[Ihaters]

Just removed a tick from the cat.

Replace it with a cross

 

[blue61]

This morning, I bought what I thought was a snack bag of apple and grapes, but now realise it's just apple. But I'm going to eat them anyway.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

The dog smells

 

[Gwlacticos]

I need a haircut, but can’t be arsed. Think I’ll get one Thursday.