'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Eggs]

...nipping out for a haircut. Old man’s No2 all over, only takes 5mins these days.

 

[McBain]

Van Lathan takes Kayne West to School. Wow.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Still waiting to be arrested.
FFS pull your finger out lads - dangerous fugitive from Manx justice here.

 

[Seathestars]

Got all the Garden furniture out today, spiders as big as my hand.

 

[deipnosophist]

My son just phoned to report that he's stoved-in the front of my car...following too closely the car in front in wet weather

 

[TippEverton]

It's bucketing down in Santander and I'm outta here, I've timed this well.

 

[lancs blue]

Dog has had its anal glands done. Nice job for someone at the vets no doubt. Wonder if fat Sam has had his done

 

[coollino]

A bird what in my head the other day, I turned around in shock and accidentally kicked a sleeping homeless guy.

 

[Boba Fret]

My son just phoned to report that he's stoved-in the front of my car...following too closely the car in front in wet weather

What state is your son in now?

 

[kev]

A bird what in my head the other day, I turned around in shock and accidentally kicked a sleeping homeless guy.

Tory!

 

[coollino]

Tory!

hey, that's not nice.

 

[chrismpw]

...nipping out for a haircut. Old man’s No2 all over, only takes 5mins these days.

Number 2? Get your hair cut you long haired hippy!

 

[Eggs]

Number 2? Get your hair cut you long haired hippy!

..can’t believe there was a spell where I wore a headband playing footy.

 

[deipnosophist]

What state is your son in now?

...a chastened one.

 

[Frang]

getting ready to depart for Edinburgh....

hibs v rangers tomorrow

got meself 8 cans for the journey up

@FC sexy xxx