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[ricardobee]

cookie monster arrested in new york for shoving a child "nearly to the ground" (??)

http://news.sky.com/story/1075535/cookie-monster-arrested-for-shoving-toddler

 

[Degs62]

cookie monster arrested in new york for shoving a child "nearly to the ground" (??)

http://news.sky.com/story/1075535/cookie-monster-arrested-for-shoving-toddler

FFS Chico!

 

[Kurt.]

I'm reading GOT with 1 hand on my wang debating wether to go for a fap.

 

[Bungle]

I'm reading GOT with 1 hand on my wang debating wether to go for a fap.

Do it mate, if you need a little assistance just picture this hottie

 

[ricardobee]

Do it mate, if you need a little assistance just picture this hottie

Willie Wonka's been working out I see

 

[Degs62]

Do it mate, if you need a little assistance just picture this hottie

There's so much wrong with that I don't know where to start.

 

[Bungle]

There's so much wrong with that I don't know where to start.

Not least that you're married to it

 

[Degs62]

Not least that you're married to it

Welcome back Bugle, glad you've got rid of that sickeningly nice imposter.

 

[Bungle]

Welcome back Bugle, glad you've got rid of that sickeningly nice imposter.

I'm not sure what came over me to be honest (insert puns here). I had a go at being serious and nice for a day or so and it really doesn't sit right with me.

 

[Degs62]

I'm not sure what came over me to be honest (insert puns here). I had a go at being serious and nice for a day or so and it really doesn't sit right with me.

Probably a Wookie, those bad boys just don't care.

 

[Bungle]

Probably a Wookie, those bad boys just don't care.

For some reason this led me to google image search 'ewok bukkake', I had no luck, although I did see quite a few examples of Godzilla Bukkake, which was nice.

 

[Degs62]

For some reason this led me to google image search 'ewok bukkake', I had no luck, although I did see quite a few examples of Godzilla Bukkake, which was nice.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bukkake Wookie

 

[Bungle]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bukkake Wookie

Haha that's excellent, I'd not heard of that before.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Judy Garland is at number 11 in the chart

 

[Degs62]

Haha that's excellent, I'd not heard of that before.

Nor had I, all praise to the mighty Google!