'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

summerisle · May 27, 2019

Blimey.

JammyP · June 2, 2019

Spurs lost an away game in Spain.

SpongeBob brown shoes · June 2, 2019

Liverpool fans killed 39, apparently not interesting at all!

WA Toffee · June 2, 2019

Another mass shooting in the US with 12 people dead. Hardly makes the news anymore

Carl O'Ancelotti · June 2, 2019

Some football club won a runners up trophy in Madrid last night.

Philw · June 18, 2019

Went to Sainsbury's yesterday. Had a £4.50 off £30 shop voucher. Spent exactly £30.

Winning.

summerisle · June 18, 2019

Philw said:
Went to Sainsbury's yesterday. Had a £4.50 off £30 shop voucher. Spent exactly £30.

Winning.

It's the small victories that count in life.

Izzy1878 · June 18, 2019

Sweetcorn makes me poo like I'm trying to install a windows 98 program on a windows 8 pc, everything goes swimmingly until I'm 99% done then it crashes and I've got to manually remove whats left.

Groucho · June 19, 2019

Izzy1878 said:
Sweetcorn makes me poo like I'm trying to install a windows 98 program on a windows 8 pc, everything goes swimmingly until I'm 99% done then it crashes and I've got to manually remove whats left.

Too much info lad

tonyhorne · June 19, 2019

Izzy1878 said:
Sweetcorn makes me poo like I'm trying to install a windows 98 program on a windows 8 pc, everything goes swimmingly until I'm 99% done then it crashes and I've got to manually remove whats left.

Being a mathematician, I would try to work it out with a pencil...

Lickle eric · June 19, 2019

My mrs went to buy some minstrels but bought galaxy buttons by mistake,luckily they are very nice.

Deleted member 28206 · June 19, 2019

I've been more productive (2hrs) on this train to london that i have in a combined several months at work.

anjelikaferrett · June 19, 2019

I have just cleaned the inside of my car. In the pockets on the back of the front seats I found two 2017 wall calendars. This says a lot about my car cleaning regime.