'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[degsy]

I set 'em up ....

I knock one erm, them out.

 

[bluerobert]

Man Digs Secret Underground Tunnel to Lover’s House, Gets Caught by Her Husband

A married man from Mexico dug a tunnel from his house to that of his mistress, but was caught by her husband who came back from work sooner than usual.

www.odditycentral.com

 

[Philw]

No, I'm watching Spartacus

I'm Spartacus, and so is my wife...

 

[Baines' left foot]

@H.H. sucks dog’s cocks

 

[summerisle]

Got myself a haircut this morning, short enough to last months.

 

[matty1878]

Got myself a haircut this morning, short enough to last months.

as of national lockdown?

 

[aynuk]

Just had a shave with my new razor Santa got me.

8/10

 

[Paris]

I've just signed up for and paid for Nord VPN because my landlord pays for my broadband and I'm too ashamed to ask them to remove the adult filter

 

[Brendan Janus]

@H.H. sucks dog’s cocks

Like Bo Jo !!

 

[The Legend of Southall]

Today we reviewed some of our insurance policies. Turns out, my family would be financially better off if I was dead

 

[Philw]

Today we reviewed some of our insurance policies. Turns out, my family would be financially better off if I was dead

Or just if the insurance company thought you were....

 

[The Legend of Southall]

Or just if the insurance company thought you were....

Got a canoe I can borrow?

 

[Philw]

Got a canoe I can borrow?

Actually, think my parents still have. Can you get to Guildford???

 

[The Legend of Southall]

Actually, think my parents still have. Can you get to Guildford???

Do you think they'd be able to loan me some money as well? It's not like I'm going anywhere any time soon

Oh...

 

[summerisle]

Tosun incoming.