'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[blue4eva77]

Just met up with some gorgeous hispanic girl for an early evening drink and meal like. Telling you lads, you all need to get over here and sample some of these american women. They practically fall over themselves to get at the british. Im never coming home. Hispanic lads ?! Go figure........ Gorgeous is an understatement.

I was unfortunately a gentleman all night and we parted on great terms with me giving her a call tomorrow.... i say unfortunately because she just sent a pic of her blowing me a kiss and for me to ' come back down and enjoy my night '. Don't wanna seem TOO eager like, could be a test.

So I went back like.... NEA if I seem too eager *shrug shoulders*

good morning lads

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just changed my Facebook profile picture for the first time in a year, replacing a picture of me with drink spilled down my t-shirt.

Just waiting for the likes to roll in.......

 

[nsno-chris]

Sniper 2 is an awful film

As is Sniper 3

 

[Degs62]

Just had a Greek style Black Cherry yoghurt mmmmmmm

 

[Fearthainn]

Just went for a dump at work. 5am, office pretty much empty so no one to bother me. 15 minutes well spent.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Is on 666 for reputation.

I'm sure there used to be a devil emoticon. This is the closest one:

 

[rascal]

split teabag

 

[Deleted member 28206]

This made me laugh.

He has turned into a 40 year old spinster

 

[Fuleco]

Watching Old Boy and he's just had every tw@ off ever in one arcade style scene.

 

[Fuleco]

HHahahahahahahahahaha he's just nailed them all.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Just applied for a job. Something I very rarely do when I have a job (though not one I want).

 

[Billy Dean]

Watching Old Boy and he's just had every tw@ off ever in one arcade style scene.

lol superb film

Was that the hammer scene?

 

[Baines' left foot]

My mum gave me a lift to my exam today so I could get a bit of last minute revision in on the journey over. On the way back we went to my student house to pick up a few things up. My mum went to use the bathroom and forgot that there's two steps down in to the room. Crash bang wallop, she flew straight down the steps. I was quite concerned at first but once I realised she was alright it was bloody difficult to keep my laughter in. Pissing myself thinking about it now. Sorry mum.

 

[wbn61]

just sitting here waiting for some one to notice you

 

[Baines' left foot]

just sitting here waiting for some one to notice you

Me?

I get noticed all the time brah.