Toffeeslam
Player Valuation: £35m
Big January transfer window needed just to survive
We are seriously poor at the minute
We are seriously poor at the minute
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Because he ain’t big enough to command his area, he punches everything.Why's that moron in goal not just caught that anyway
And some think we are way too good to be relegated ??. Or they say there are teams that are far worse than us. We are as bad as any of them. And have proven thatWe are actually awful
WrongWill be embarrassing if Rafael takes us down
And weak as a kittenBecause he ain’t big enough to command his area, he punches everything.
Wrong
It would be EVERTON if Rafael takes us down
This teams got relegation written all over it and for the first time ever I'm not blaming the manager. You can't polish a turd.
An get who?Please get this dinosaur out before Wed night
Smith would have been a massive upgrade on this fossil