DuncanPatterson
Player Valuation: £2.5m
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Just when you think you got past Patterson Iwobi hops out his pocket and nicks the ball awayWhy is Iwobi in Patterson's pocket? Is this a new strategy to confuse the opposition?
At least tag @davek you cowardPatterson has been superb.
Why on earth would an Evertonian say this?I’m not sure even we can concede 3 goals in 4 minutes
I'm greedy man!Everton have scored four. Everton are winning away. Come on, we can't ask for three miracles in a day.
Think he’s my new favourite Everton playerMcNeil my MOTM if we win this.