Match Thread Brighton v Everton - Sunday 15th October, 13:30

[Tramps_mate]

This says it all really...

 

[Norwegian Cow]

koeman seems incapable of turning this around. He looks like he has no clue how to get this team to play good football.

 

[Bob Latchford]

This. DCL at wing is insane. Rooney up top, fine. 2 DMs, fine. But the left side is a wasteland. Baines is trying but DCL is clueless out there. Mirallas, Lookman, even Rooney all better options. Same thing over and over.

DCL should probably put a pair of boots on at least. He's been like Bambi out there

 

[R.Reddington]

Changes needed at HT.

 

[TGW89]

Anyone remember an episode of Bottom, where Richie thinks Eddie is having the DTs and makes him a cocktail called a "Resolve", consisting of eggs, Gif micro liquid, Domestos and ant spray?

One of those would go down v nicely right now. Yes, it WOULD kill me, that is the point.

Guess I'll just have to settle for the dark rum.

 

[kenada_blue]

No one can do that if you have Rooney on his own up front. He is so slow.

He's got Valsic and DCL on the flanks. It shouldn't stop him from dropping deep, getting the ball from Gana or Morgan, looking up, seeing a pass.

I expect that from a £45mill number 10.

It's not happened.

 

[everton2004]

I'm done with Koeman. Seeing the same clueless crap every week - can't even get a decent scoring chance against Brighton - who could have bagged three if they weren't as useless as us. Time to go.

 

[Furey1878]

Take Rooney and Val off. Mirallas and Niasse on and play 2 up front.

Vlasic has been one of our only good players, mate. Leave him on and bring another winger on rather than DCL out on the left if anything.

 

[Saint Domingo]

If only we'd bought Giroud that absolute pace merchant up front.

 

[windymiller]

This. DCL at wing is insane. Rooney up top, fine. 2 DMs, fine. But the left side is a wasteland. Baines is trying but DCL is clueless out there. Mirallas, Lookman, even Rooney all better options. Same thing over and over.

Lookman is so out of favour with moonface that he can't get on the bench.

 

[II McColl II]

Rooney or Sig off for Mirallas, literally take your pick both are awful so don't care which one plays #10 2nd half.

Davies for Gueye, someone who can actually use the ball in midfield would be great

Give it 10 mins then Niasse for DCL if he's still playing like Bambi when put through the middle.

And a 4th change because why not, Unsy for Koeman. How this guy has had 2 weeks to watch these players and thinks this is our best starting line up is beyond me.

 

[Walken]

No one can do that if you have Rooney on his own up front. He is so slow.

theres going to come a point when the siggy fans can't blame rooney for everything, he's a 45mill midfielder who waits for set pieces to have any sort of influence, he should be running this game if he is the caliber we were told he was

 

[Jay]

I literally feel to sleep around the 40th minute

 

[Dixieslaces]

25 goals and 9 points down the gary, without adequate replacement.

I don't even know why we gave goldfinger the time of day after he failed to get a striker.

Oy la please don't take my name in vain I already feel cr*p watching this tripe !

 

[cromofo]

I was wrong. Listening us play IS more boring than picking olives