Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[Allezfan]

ITS NOT REAL

You're right. How could I possibly think a porn star might ever put out?

Obviously her knickers will be harder to get into than fort knox.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Its a modern day love story.

haha, quality.

 

[ijjysmith]

Bet you didn't believe everton was about to sign riquelme, either.

But

But


He was at the airport

 

[Bigmaclad]

That theory only partly works.

Yes it's more likely. But only if you're a sh*t.

For example, I could be put in a room with Jet from Gladiators (from then), Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox and Carol Vordeman (and what?) all completely billy bollocks and begging for it and I would not even contemplate it. Because I'm not a sh*t and have too much respect for mrs Ijjy. And she's too hot herself.

I wanna meet mrs Ijjy

 

[Allezfan]

-boy meets girl
-girl and boy happy
-boy skypes skank
-skank tempts boy
-boy rejects skank after much soul searching to return to true love.

Its a thing of beauty.

Brings tears to my eye, mate.

I'm seeing jenifer anniston, ryan gosling, and nik's ma as the skank.

 

[Goat]

You're right. How could I possibly think a pron star might ever put out?

Obviously her knickers will be harder to get into than fort knox.

Thats quite rude.

Pornstars arent cheap you know.

Its just a job.

Im outraged here.

 

[ijjysmith]

I have no reason to doubt you mate & I'm sure you passionately mean that, but with the greatest respect, it's easy said & being leathered alters peoples moral code.............I've seen the most straight laced people, behave in a way that they never would have dreamed of, if they were sober.

I guarantee I wouldn't.

I can't prove it to you obviously. I'm not arsed if you beleive me or not, but I'm telling you I wouldn't and have no reason to lie about it.

 

[Allezfan]

Thats quite rude.

Pornstars arent cheap you know.

Its just a job.

Im outraged here.

No offense to your ma intended, lad.

 

[ijjysmith]

I wanna meet mrs Ijjy

Hot and funny mate.

Ideal.

 

[Goat]

No offense to your ma intended, lad.

Well now im beyond livid.

 

[bluebottle]

Brings tears to my eye, mate.

I'm seeing jenifer anniston, ryan gosling, and nik's ma as the skank.

The skank has to appear more tempting than that, so we can really feel the internal struggle of Ryan Gosling. Niks mar is just a skank, we need "Hollywood Skank".

 

[Allezfan]

I guarantee I wouldn't.

I can't prove it to you obviously. I'm not arsed if you beleive me or not, but I'm telling you I wouldn't and have no reason to lie about it.

Unless your wife reads this, like.

Hi Mrs Ijjy!

 

[ijjysmith]

Unless your wife reads this, like.

Hi Mrs Ijjy!

Christ no!!

GOT is my world.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Hot and funny mate.

Ideal.

*swoons

 

[ijjysmith]

*swoons

I did too

Don't you worry mate, at uni there'll be so so many to pick from.