Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[Groucho]

Oh ffs.

All men want to cheat on their girlfriends. Everytime you look at someone and think 'I'd love to shag that'- there it is. Probably the same the other way round aswell but probably not on the same level.

The difference is not everyone goes through with it.

I hate all this 'you can't find anyone else attractive' if you have a bird bull****. And whilst it would be wrong to come out and say 'I'd love to **** her' everyone knows you're thinking it.

The cheating part is when you actually act upon it, which of course is wrong.

But I'm sorry I'm not a bad person for looking at a fit girl and thinking what her clunge must look like.

Eat my torpedo of truth bitches.

But that's the point - you can look, but don't touch.

Marriage 101

 

[EFCNIK]

But that's the point - you can look, but don't touch.

Marriage 101

Absolutely.

But some on here are wording it as if thinking about ****ing someone else is cheating and 'horrible, just horrible'.

Its natural.

 

[Azzurri]

What's happening in here?

There's a difference between wanting to bang a bird senseless and actually doing it. If you're one of them people who claims they aren't even attracted to women on a night out because you love your Mrs too much then you're lying. Or mental. Or gay. Or asexual.

Yes Nik.

 

[EFCNIK]

Yes Nik.

Didn't see that post, but you're bang on.

I hate people like that.

You're chatting **** lad!

 

[Groucho]

And if your missus got hit on by a male porn star who is hung like a bicep? How would you feel then?

I feel this is a good point though.

 

[chicoazul]

The more I drink the more I try to mate. There's no conscious decision making here its just pure DNA. Its how my species survived.

The rest of you are too into your birds and they'll be onto that with it only ending in tears.

Put it subtlety in her head that you'd finger her best mate on a whim and she'll heel forever.

 

[Goat]

The more I drink the more I try to mate. There's no conscious decision making here its just pure DNA. Its how my species survived.

The rest of you are too into your birds and they'll be onto that with it only ending in tears.

Put it subtlety in her head that you'd finger her best mate on a whim and she'll heel forever.

Alpha male.

I like it.

 

[sportbillyblue]

Who is lolly badcock?
Put your wellies on and get over there get an extra thick condom on and do the business and just when you dump your load throw a handful of breadcrumbs on the bed and walk away

was wondering the same thing, just google, then redtube.

Not sure if OP was being funny or simply dicklexic .. it's Babcock

 

[ijjysmith]

Absolutely.

But some on here are wording it as if thinking about ****ing someone else is cheating and 'horrible, just horrible'.

Its natural.

No it's not.

 

[heatmeiser]

was wondering the same thing, just google, then redtube.

Not sure if OP was being funny or simply dicklexic .. it's Babcock

No, it's Badcock. Or is that some weird joke about penis?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolly_Badcock

 

[Phenom]

Drink is the devil for most.

 

[EFCNIK]

No it's not.

Do you not find other girls attractive Ijj?

 

[ijjysmith]

Do you not find other girls attractive Ijj?

Mate. Everton are playing.

 

[Phenom]

Women and Everton.

BOSS

 

[EFCNIK]

Mate. Everton are playing.

Admit it mate.