Not Safe For Work! british pornstar gives me her number asks me to go over.

[steken1]

When you're fat & forty, you'll look back & wished you nailed them all.

Then buy a leather jacket and an rs4 and start using gel.

 

[sheeds]

When you're fat & forty, you'll look back & wished you nailed them all.

A wise man (no longer with us ) once said to me "nobody ever lay in their death bed and said I wish I'd stayed in more and shagged less birds "

 

[steken1]

I know you are mate! But you come out with some crackers like... Will make a mental note of them for future use ha!

Cheers!

 

[JamesEFC]

A wise man (no longer with us ) once said to me "nobody ever lay in their death bed and said I wish I'd stayed in more and shagged less birds "

Unless it was syphillis that put them there!

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Then buy a leather jacket and an rs4 and start using gel.

haha, a fine pair of shoes is often enough to lure a shallow bint.......

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

A wise man (no longer with us ) once said to me "nobody ever lay in their death bed and said I wish I'd stayed in more and shagged less birds "

lol, wise words indeed mate. Life isn't a rehearsal.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Being honest mate, i wouldn't know unless in the situation, i used to work in shop with incredibly young fit females (hollister) and managed to survived the xmas nights out etc

I used to work there myself actually.

Some lovely girls in there. Jib folding clothes for 8 hours straight though!

 

[JamesEFC]

I used to work there myself actually.

Some lovely girls in there. Jib folding clothes for 8 hours straight though!

Tell me about it mate, boring as anything! Then the "hey whats up!"

 

[Julian Carax]

Lots of fellas talking openly about their chatting ways. Have you ever been cheated on? How did you feel?

I have cheated on a girlfriend and I didn't have the balls to tell her, eventually she found out and broke up with me. Which turned out to be the best for both of us.

To my knowledge I've never been cheated on.

If my misses were to cheat on me, I would think it was my fault something that I was doing or perhaps not doing that drove her to cheat. I would assume the blame laid with me. Dunno if this is me being egotistical or a bit of a sap, but it's how I would (/like to) act if the situation arose.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Tell me about it mate, boring as anything! Then the "hey whats up!"

Haha. You must have been one of the pretty ones. I did the overnight work, which was actually really handy and paid better than day time.

Folding clothes though.

*shudders*

 

[JamesEFC]

Haha. You must have been one of the pretty ones. I did the overnight work, which was actually really handy and paid better than day time.

Folding clothes though.

*shudders*

Blushing here mate

Seriously though I would of rather done your job! I'm quite a shy person and standing at the front having to put on a yank accent was well out my comfort zone. Reverted to the old "alright mate" when no one else was about like

 

[Baines' left foot]

Blushing here mate

Seriously though I would of rather done your job! I'm quite a shy person and standing at the front having to put on a yank accent was well out my comfort zone. Reverted to the old "alright mate" when no one else was about like

And he goes to the gym.

Swoooooooonnnn.

Yeah that looked a right pain! I'm fairly sure we'll have a mutual dislike for one or two of the daytime lads, some of them are so far up their own arses. Did you see the Harlem Shake they did? Christ.

I won't lie I was gutted when they said I wouldn't be working out in the front. Kick to the ego that hahaha. The over night work was great for what it was though. Go in wearing your tracky bottoms and a comfy hoody, put your iPod on and earn £8.50 an hour. Nay bad.

 

[JamesEFC]

And he goes to the gym.

Swoooooooonnnn.

Yeah that looked a right pain! I'm fairly sure we'll have a mutual dislike for one or two of the daytime lads, some of them are so far up their own arses. Did you see the Harlem Shake they did? Christ.

I won't lie I was gutted when they said I wouldn't be working out in the front. Kick to the ego that hahaha. The over night work was great for what it was though. Go in wearing your tracky bottoms and a comfy hoody, put your iPod on and earn £8.50 an hour. Nay bad.

Hahaha yeah i did see that, I know what you mean though some of them are complete whoppers, I did feel out of place because I wasn't in the mirror every 5 minuets and had the occasional mcdonalds for dinner!

You're beautiful to me mate, but I would of much rather done that job, i'm not really a fan of their clothes either but the hoodies and tracky bottoms are very warm and comfy.

 

[njligernj]

With a divorce rate around 50%* (at least in the US) it's almost as if maybe the current monogamous set-up doesn't work at all.

*I think it's also reasonable to assume that of the 50% who remain married for a variety of reasons (stay together for the kids, too expensive to divorce etc.) a portion of those are unhappy (and there are some happy ones too of course).

However my point is a slight majority end up either divorced or miserable ... maybe a bit of shagging around (open relationship style) might make everyone a bit happier?

 

[icburns]

With a divorce rate around 50%* (at least in the US) it's almost as if maybe the current monogamous set-up doesn't work at all.

*I think it's also reasonable to assume that of the 50% who remain married for a variety of reasons (stay together for the kids, too expensive to divorce etc.) a portion of those are unhappy (and there are some happy ones too of course).

However my point is a slight majority end up either divorced or miserable ... maybe a bit of shagging around (open relationship style) might make everyone a bit happier?

To be fair, there are people who go through 3-4 marriages skewing that rate.